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My friend asked where the remote was.
I told him it was in a remote location.
Real quick: what does the โป๏ธ emoji mean?
Ok, thank you!
The dog ate my program...
He only took a couple bytes.
What's a wrestlers favorite vegetable?
An artichoke
Can someone make my following rext a meme please? You can ise whatever picture you want, I just don't know how to make the memes.
"Joe Biden probably likes getting votes in among us, because those are the only votes he'll get"
What do you call a person who can't sleep because of the cringy anti-Trump thing they said on twitter?
awoke
Did you know: if everyone in the world gave everyone in the world $1 USD, everyone would have the same amount of money they had before.
New quest "Obtain a horse"
I got killed by a bed while trying to mine with them in the nether -.-
That doesn't make any cents
I don't know either, but these jokes are pocket change compared to what I can make.
Penny for your thoughts on these memes?
I'll keep rolling out these money jokes like the gov. rolls out stimulus checks.
It's the double standard
Lol. Im apparently "The Badass Loner"
A fat man goes to the doctor
Doctor: You're pretty fat, are you ok?
Man: Yeah, it just runs in the family
Doctor: Hmmm, maybe it's because no one runs in your family
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Jeff didnt kill himself
And neither did you
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Kyle Reytinhouse?
This is not mine
Thank you
Im sorry, i coildnt pass up the opportunity <:KEK:726877368601411624>
Want do jt again though
Wont*
It will be in Memes-From-Zeducation, when he posts them
She said this, "While fear mongering about climate change she mused, โThereโs scientific consensus that the lives of children are going to be very difficult. And it does lead young people to have a legitimate question: is it okay to still have children?โ
Yup, playing gun games
While saying guns are bad
Go ahead 2lazy
Also, why would you get kicked slogs?
Hey
Kicked or warned?
Gay
Im out, gnight
How do you know when a joke becomes a dad joke? When it becomes apparent
Most of my dad jokes make dollars
I also get some money from the laundry
For all you who dont get this, the cop has no cuts on his face
That's a shitty joke
Did you hear about the guy who steals hearing aids?
No? Me neither
Is it apparent enough?
These are grate
My dad bought a chameleon, my mom didn't approve, but my dad said he'd blend right in
Feminists also have a shorter fuse
It's another crusade
I used to do the hokey pokey, Then I turned myself around.
That's a Symphony of Destruction
"Just leaf me alone"
We shall never stop these music puns, a-chording to me!
What did one Subway employee say to the other one at the end of day? That's a wrap!
One could call you *gifted*
Son: "Dad, I'm sorry I-"
Dad: "HI SORRY, I'M DAD"
Son: "I'm a dad too"
Dad: "HI A DAD TOO"
Son: "Dad"
Dad: "Dad"
What about Our-Kansas?
I did the same thing, but the road I ordered came first...
I told my dad I saw a dog crap in the snow. He said," 'sno shit"?
Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Ok, here goes;
Good jokes consist of a question answer format.
Bad jokes start with "Hey, wanna hear a joke?" And then not caring if people want to hear it or not.
The reset button comes in the form of a trigger...
What happened? I could only view "Server Information"
These dad jokes are starting to *build* upon each other!
There's other ways to blow your cover... just ask Eric Swalwell
Can we make this a reaction?
Bruh
Stupidity knows no bounds
I wouldn't worry about it.
Ok, if you're on phone, hold down right above the picture, it should make a menu and delete should be there. On computer it's the same thing but right click I believe.
Also, I would make a joke about paper, but its been recycled too many times.
"Me trying to find where I asked for your opinion"
Like [Redacted] stole the [Redacted]?
Damn, there's no muzzle flash. So weird.
That joke was a trainwreck
You are going to bring yellow cookies in the shape of an upside down smile emoji?
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