Message from @I'm sorry
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Yeet
Anywho
My wife told me to get in touch with my feminine side, ||so I crashed the car.|| Then when she asked what was wrong, ||I told her “nothing”||
If Pizaa was wood fired, how is it gonna get a job?
............
Even though I'm bald, I still have my favorite comb.
||I just can't part with it.||
I'm a member of a secret society for Cypriot cheese lovers. Or, as it's better known, ||the Hallouminati.||
A local Potter has been charged with murder after multiple victims were found in his oven. ||police believe he went on a kiln spree||
What do you call a tree who know Kung fu? Spruce Lee!
What's the grossest rank in the US Navy?
Rear Admiral Lower Half.
i have a cow that has a green halter i call her moss cow
I had my leg X-rayed at my health check today - the doctor said: 'Your patella measures 2.54cm'
I asked "inch high knees?"
He said: '您的髌骨是2.54厘米高
What is Joe Biden's favorite movie? <:YouKnowTheThing:723005092764319776>
A man walks into a bar with a giraffe. Both of them get smashed and the giraffe falls over. The man gets up to leave and the bartender says, "Hey, you can't leave that laying there." The man says, "It's not a lion, it's a giraffe," and walks our the door.
The Thing: It was among us before Among Us
I once tickled a man to death. I was charged with manslaughter.
What do you call a cow with no legs
Ground beef
What do you call a cow with 2 legs
Lean beef
What do you call it when a cow jumps over a barbed wire fence
Utter destructiooooooooon
Mood
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
What is that?
At first I thought it was a car engine but now I have my doubts...
It’s a suit for a cat
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Its a intake manifold. Probably for a ls motor
Does it have something to do with starting an engine
yeah
won't start without it
also gets really dirty if you let oil leak, which is why it's in the dishwasher
so basically the joke is it's gonna start something, but it's gonna start a fight, instead of an engine
