What color was George Washington’s white horse?

Who’s buried in Grants tomb?

Why do they have to put fences around cemeteries? - cuz people are dying to get in!

what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pot of boiling water? Stew

What do you call a guy who won’t shut up with dumb jokes?

Kicked

If you know what a theremin is you'll get it

my buddy and I just had a damn good dad joke conversation.

MB "Hey the University of Texas is offering $30k per nut"
ME "Damn like the nuts between your legs"
MB "Yea"
Me "Thats Nuts"

@Hype a theremin is an instrument that you play without touching it xD

I saw you put a `?` on my dad joke so that why I told you xd

~~Oh my gosh it’s you again hello there XD~~ Ah, Okay, thank you very much 😂 Is it the one where it makes the weird alien sounds (that sounds so stupid, bear with me)

Yeah kinda weird alien sounds haha

Okay thanks 😂 I didn’t know what’s what it was called

If a cow with no legs is ground beef, then a cow with two legs is lean beef.

There was a stampede in town after a fence broke at the dairy farm.

It was udder pandemonium.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

A man and a giraffe walk into a bar. Man sits at bar and giraffe lays down on the floor. Bartender asks, hey man, what’s that lyin’ on the floor there. Man says it’s not a lion it’s a giraffe.

okay..... this made me laugh....

Did you really laugh or did you just do a low ha?

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I told my dad I saw a dog crap in the snow. He said," 'sno shit"?

What's green & red, and goes 100 miles an hour?.........A frog in a blender.

Oh I was gonna say a pissed off vegan

but ok

A pissed off vegan in a blender is funny too!

HAHAHA

Damn I wish I had a dad to get these jokes

Perhaps he is the joke?

Nice name lol

What does a snake do when it's frustrated? ||A hissy fit. 🐍 ||

I went to a zoo and all they had there was this one dog. It was a shih tzu.

you know what that goes good with

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bar tender looks at them and says, "What is this, a joke?"

A priest and a rabbit walk into a blood bank. The rabbit says to the priest i think I'm a typo.

Grey ||white is not a horse color||

Thank you my friend, everyone always says white

When I was a kid, my parents would always say, “Excuse my French” after a swear word...



I’ll never forget that first day at school when the teacher asked did we know any French...

What's worse than raining cats and dogs ?

Hailing Taxis

The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar

And things got a little tense.

There is no future tense in English. Only past and present. Fun fact. #notfun