"Just leaf me alone"

Someone should really be in treble for doing that.

Just went fishing for Beats and caught a sea bass.

Smoking will kill you.
Bacon will kill you.
But smoking bacon will cure it.

Y’all need to *double stop* with these music puns already, for good *measure*

Okay. Stopping music puns in 1
And a 2
And a

Don't make me settle the score.

dude your in serious treble

We shall never stop these music puns, a-chording to me!

I’m gonna have to take a break from music puns for a second. Gotta rap the Christmas presents.

What did one Subway employee say to the other one at the end of day? That's a wrap!

You know what’s red and bad for your teeth? A brick

You know what’s good for your teeth?

Not putting out bad dad jokes. @Alex74001

@ChristianChicken1089 There's no such thing. <:dogekek:726878872607653918>

Guys, I had a run-in with some Cripps at the store today.

Cut'em open and you'll see pink. 🙂

What same thing happens when arguing with a dad or an admin?

They just delete your comment.

We should really stop with the puns they’re starting to fall *flat* at an *allegro* pace

Someone is in treble.

One could call you *gifted*

<:KEK:726877368601411624> <:KEK:726877368601411624>

i hate this channel so much

These puns are just like paper they’re tear-able

What’s big, red and eats rocks? ||A big red rock eater||.

What's big, gray, and deadly? ||My hammer. <:BanHammer:767180158100570158> ||

What happens if a cow doesn't shave? ||They grow a moostache.||

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Son: "Dad, I'm sorry I-"
Dad: "HI SORRY, I'M DAD"
Son: "I'm a dad too"
Dad: "HI A DAD TOO"
Son: "Dad"
Dad: "Dad"

someone I was talking to awhile ago in a discord server told me he wouldn't want to visit Pennsylvania because its too scary for him.
so I told him are you confusing Pennsylvania for Transylvania because the big difference between the two is Pittsburgh in both places and here's why,
Pittsburgh in Pennsylvania is nothing but pot holes and mismanaged construction sites but in Transylvania Pittsburgh really is the pits!

https://tenor.com/view/trump-donaldtrump-interview-banned-cnn-gif-7677105

i am dad

Hi dad, I’m a discord user

ok

Hi Discord User. I am your dads dad.

Hello Discord User, I am your dad's son but also your dad. 🙂

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