What does a zombie vegan eat? Grains

What happened to the cannibal who was late to the buffet?

They gave him the cold shoulder

If you’re cold go stand in a corner, its 90 degrees there

One day I will earn the rank of dad

These chemistrees are failing to give me a reaction

🤣

What kind of net can't catch a butterfly?

A magnet.

Ah that's hot that's hot

what is that, <@!753997961092006029> ?

.ban <@!753997961092006029> don't try to get around the word filter and you must have a pingable name

Got fired from a florist today. Apparently I took too many leaves.

That reminds me of the guy who got fired from the calendar factory for taking too many days off.

I used to do the hokey pokey, Then I turned myself around.

omfg

I haven't heard that reference or song in ages

I tried to go help fight the Australia bush fires, but they wouldn't let me. I didn't have the right koala-fications.

But I guess that's what I get for making my case to a kangaroo court.

Indeed

I was told it doesn't go in "Cursed" so I brought it here.

I got what was left of him.

He did what was right. <:salut:730846445732888630>

🤣

I saw him in a restaurant last week. He looked like an extreme right-winger.

Well that's surprising, he used to be a leftist.

What lays on the bottom of the ocean and shakes? ||A nervous wreck.||

That was deep

I knew a guy who TRIED to warn them about the Titanic. He saw the iceberg and screamed to them about how the ship was going to sink, but all they did was throw him out of the theater.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/555509666109718548/790394759129989120/image0.png

Be honest, would you b minorly upset, but driving around with this on your car would be a running gag