I tried to go help fight the Australia bush fires, but they wouldn't let me. I didn't have the right koala-fications.

But I guess that's what I get for making my case to a kangaroo court.

Indeed

I was told it doesn't go in "Cursed" so I brought it here.

I got what was left of him.

He did what was right. <:salut:730846445732888630>

🤣

I saw him in a restaurant last week. He looked like an extreme right-winger.

Well that's surprising, he used to be a leftist.

What lays on the bottom of the ocean and shakes? ||A nervous wreck.||

That was deep

I knew a guy who TRIED to warn them about the Titanic. He saw the iceberg and screamed to them about how the ship was going to sink, but all they did was throw him out of the theater.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/555509666109718548/790394759129989120/image0.png

Be honest, would you b minorly upset, but driving around with this on your car would be a running gag

So u would use clear touch up to prevent rust but keep the joke

I hope they find out who did this, and make them pay *A Major finé* <:KEK:726877368601411624>

That's a Symphony of Destruction

Wow that look bad someone should a rest them

That's a warning from the Soprano family.

Holy shit y'all are a bunch of legends

Can y'all give these music puns a rest?

Just a quick note here. I’d get more involved but getting a phrase put together has never been my forte

"Just leaf me alone"

Someone should really be in treble for doing that.

Just went fishing for Beats and caught a sea bass.

Smoking will kill you.
Bacon will kill you.
But smoking bacon will cure it.

Y’all need to *double stop* with these music puns already, for good *measure*

Okay. Stopping music puns in 1
And a 2
And a

Don't make me settle the score.

dude your in serious treble

We shall never stop these music puns, a-chording to me!

I’m gonna have to take a break from music puns for a second. Gotta rap the Christmas presents.

What did one Subway employee say to the other one at the end of day? That's a wrap!

You know what’s red and bad for your teeth? A brick

You know what’s good for your teeth?

Not putting out bad dad jokes. @Alex74001