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Why are we here
Just to sufffer
Yes
(this is my new favorite place in the whole world)
Obligatory "Manila is my favorite flavor of clam."
As a Dad, I Approve This Entire Channel.
February is lust month
November is gluttony
December is greed
True
100 years ago, there was no ambiguity there, lol.
"I have a fear of elevators. I'm taking steps to avoid them"
I accidentally handed my wife a glue stick instead of a chapstick, she still isn't talking to me.
Nice
Whoever stole my antidepressants I hope you are happy now.
I thought about going on an all-almond diet. But that's just nuts
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're so good at it.
My wife says I only have 2 faults. I don't listen and something else.
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I donโt trust stairs
โWhy?โ
Because theyโre always UP to something
teeeeeeeeeeeee hehehehe
@Official_Logan_Maas they did bagged sprite already ๐ but dime bags of coke might be better ๐
Never trust atoms....they make up everything.
My 3 favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's fine, he woke up.
I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
A woman walks into a library and asked if they had any books about paranoia. The librarian says "They're right behind you!"
Did you hear about the butcher that backed into his meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work.
What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?
I wouldn't pay 300 dollars to have a garbanzo bean on me
There was a chicken named corn. One day, his owner forgot to feed him. He ate himself
Thats corny
I hate this channel so much but also love it at the same time
Did you guys ever hear the dad joke about the pizza? .... It's really cheesy.
Reddit moment
ouwww that one hurt ><
logical paradox
Alright peeps keep them dad jokes coming
Where's the twok?
Marshmallow roaster?
Meat carving fork
It's a twok
Sounds good
Lots of scientific breakthroughs get named after the person who discovered it.
Ohm's Law - Electricity
Benford's Law - Mathematics
Cole's Law
Did you hear about the leftists that applied cancel culture to themselves? They were all right.
wow wheres the punch line
(i get the joke already)
*they were alt right. Sorry had to fix that @BeefcakeWG4000
FUCK YES DAD JOKE CHANNEL
YEEEEEEEES
*past
I am reading a horror story in Braille. Something bad is going to happen, I can feel it.
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word!
Son: How much do all of our bones weigh? Dad: A Skele-ton.
Son: How do I look? Dad: With your eyes
**A man called London airport at 1:00pm**
Man: How long is a trip from here to New York?
Airport staff: Just a minute
Man: Great thanks **hangs up**
True
Have you ever head of olive?
You should!
Olive the other Raindeer
Due to the coronavirus quarantine, I will only be telling inside jokes.
What is brown and not very heavy?. Light brown.
Guess who I bumped into on my way to get my glasses fixed? Everybody.
If anyone gets a message from me about canned meat don't open it, it's spam.
core math vs real math is like counting on toes and fingers vs super computer
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