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Ahah!
Yeah, but what is there no f in way about?
Good try. Lacks base
First part needs to be something different, something that couldn't be possible.
That way the 2nd part "no fn way" is both a pun and a response to the first part of the joke.
I always read these to my husband and he is always disappointed while I am dying of laughter
No “No F in way” stands on its own. It is a statement “there is no F in way” and it can also be construed as “No Fucking way”.
Correct, the first half is only there to get you to let your guard down.
whats red and smells like blue paint?
Paint?
Red paint. Because paint smells the same, but it’s the color red
your ass when the smurfs are finished with ya
CORRECT
My dad nailed me with that one when we was picking out a paint scheme for our 65
I never ran fast enough, so...
A friend of mine, who was a road construction worker, was let go from his job following accusations of theft. I didn't believe the charges, but when I went to his house to see how he was, all the signs were there.
I thought it went:
How do you get an elephant into a Safeway bag?
Take the f out of safe and the f out of way.
....
what
in the world
Is it “what in the world”?
Or “*where on* the world”?
bruh
Lmao
why country humans though?
just
why!?
When you get a bigger bed you have more bed room and less bedroom
My dad told me this one:
Why do Finnish ships have barcodes on the sides?
||So when they dock, they can Scandinavian.||
*it makes more sense if you read this one aloud*
did you hear about the farmer who grew the world's largest pickle?
.....
it was a big dill
Not a joke, but imagine someone scrolling through while they’re high 😂
Two nudists were discussing politics. The first asked the other, "So, have you read Marx?"
"Yes," the other man replied, "it's these damn wicker chairs!"
