Message from @I'm sorry

Discord ID: 791454060976668712


2020-12-23 00:34:28 UTC  

What did one Subway employee say to the other one at the end of day? That's a wrap!

2020-12-23 00:52:36 UTC  

You know what’s red and bad for your teeth? A brick

2020-12-23 01:16:30 UTC  

You know what’s good for your teeth?

Not putting out bad dad jokes. @Alex74001

2020-12-23 01:17:03 UTC  

@ChristianChicken1089 There's no such thing. <:dogekek:726878872607653918>

2020-12-23 01:20:16 UTC  

Guys, I had a run-in with some Cripps at the store today.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/728498363347107891/791112910293958656/20201222_130711.jpg

2020-12-23 01:23:18 UTC  

Cut'em open and you'll see pink. 🙂

2020-12-23 01:28:55 UTC  

What same thing happens when arguing with a dad or an admin?

They just delete your comment.

2020-12-23 01:48:54 UTC  

We should really stop with the puns they’re starting to fall *flat* at an *allegro* pace

2020-12-23 01:49:20 UTC  

Someone is in treble.

2020-12-23 01:59:44 UTC  

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2020-12-23 03:13:21 UTC  

One could call you *gifted*

2020-12-23 03:48:29 UTC  

<:KEK:726877368601411624> <:KEK:726877368601411624>

2020-12-23 04:22:50 UTC  

i hate this channel so much

2020-12-23 08:29:08 UTC  

These puns are just like paper they’re tear-able

2020-12-23 11:09:16 UTC  

What’s big, red and eats rocks? ||A big red rock eater||.

2020-12-23 11:17:08 UTC  

What's big, gray, and deadly? ||My hammer. <:BanHammer:767180158100570158> ||

2020-12-23 17:42:39 UTC  

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2020-12-23 17:46:55 UTC  

What happens if a cow doesn't shave? ||They grow a moostache.||

2020-12-23 17:49:56 UTC  

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2020-12-23 19:05:40 UTC  

<:FeelsVargMan:726877394991972382>

2020-12-23 23:55:52 UTC  

Son: "Dad, I'm sorry I-"
Dad: "HI SORRY, I'M DAD"
Son: "I'm a dad too"
Dad: "HI A DAD TOO"
Son: "Dad"
Dad: "Dad"

2020-12-24 01:35:27 UTC  

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2020-12-24 15:48:42 UTC  

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2020-12-24 17:41:04 UTC  

someone I was talking to awhile ago in a discord server told me he wouldn't want to visit Pennsylvania because its too scary for him.
so I told him are you confusing Pennsylvania for Transylvania because the big difference between the two is Pittsburgh in both places and here's why,
Pittsburgh in Pennsylvania is nothing but pot holes and mismanaged construction sites but in Transylvania Pittsburgh really is the pits!

2020-12-24 23:54:31 UTC  

i am dad

2020-12-25 00:04:44 UTC  

Hi dad, I’m a discord user

2020-12-25 00:05:10 UTC  

ok

2020-12-25 00:52:03 UTC  

Hi Discord User. I am your dads dad.

2020-12-25 00:54:15 UTC  

Hello Discord User, I am your dad's son but also your dad. 🙂

2020-12-25 00:56:37 UTC  

Alabama has entered the chat

2020-12-25 01:10:41 UTC  

Wait...that’s illegal...

2020-12-25 01:16:09 UTC  

Arkansas has yet to explain itself!

2020-12-25 01:32:48 UTC  

What about Our-Kansas?

2020-12-25 01:34:00 UTC  

We don't have a Kansas but there is Arkansas. 🙂

2020-12-25 01:36:10 UTC  

Communism has been detected.

Shutting down server now...

2020-12-25 03:28:25 UTC  

Are y'all from Alabama

2020-12-25 04:34:24 UTC  

Nah. Florida.

2020-12-25 07:19:37 UTC  

Lol

2020-12-25 09:19:47 UTC  

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2020-12-25 16:38:05 UTC  

@ChristianChicken1089 we aren't abusing our power it's in the <#719770967542333442> that you accepted