What did the dad say when the server came back?
Nothing, he just cried tears of joy...

finally, I can repost Smokies memes and claim they are mine<:PepeInDisguise:781192130923986974>

😂

https://tenor.com/view/not-funny-didnt-laugh-not-funny-didnt-laugh-dancing-money-dance-gif-14496446

Lmao. Have you saved all of my jokes?

🤣

They can't be jokes if they aren't funny

Ooh

Smokie got mod

Nice 😉

Only temporary. I'll step down again after the shit show passes.

My Jesus-sense is tingling
Somebody is using no-no words!

What did the dad say to his son?

He was busy getting milk

Dad jokes are back :(

Too bad I still can't get them :(

I'm here to lift your spirits because that joke made the tears crane down

https://tenor.com/view/ace16xw-ace-cranes-ace-crane-namaste-car-gif-15463371

I know it's a stretch

I stole this from Smokie 😏

No evidence tho<:KEK:795742276549607456>

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I'm so proud of him

Reposting my old ones so no one can steal em<:Thinking:798661678023573504>

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that is the first and last dad joke i will ever post

Wrong, you just did a second one

NOOOOOOOO

I think he meant to say first and 4most

What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn’t matter, he still won’t come.

What do you do with a dog with no legs?
Take him out for a drag.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

My father was watching the my pillow sheet commercial and he said "Holy sheet im selling sheets!!!"

Zed's dad wished that the positive pregnancy test was a dad joke

😑

https://tenor.com/view/how-dare-you-greta-thunberg-gif-15130785

Probably because his wife is your sister... *Drops mic*

lol jokes on you I don't have a sister

Or a life *mic drop*

Daaaaaaaang

@Nomad Get roasted twice

I cleaned my pet mouse today

||Its squeaky clean||

Hey I am actually lucky I don't have a sister

Nah, I'd say you're unlucky.

Only person lucky is the sister you dont have

Geez man, you're not taking prisoners with this guy, are you?

Lol

Dont take it personally

I like to troll

A troll👀

Same here, t*roll* on

Um no 0_0

Lol

No trolls here

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Im just destroying this dude

Piece by piece

“One man’s trash is another man’s treasure.” A great quote but a terrible way to find out your adopted.

I think Nomad needs the fire department and a medical team to treat those 3rd degree burns from that serious roasting.

Whats the difference between a pig and a sjw
||not a joke im just generally asking||

One eats donuts while the other claims the donuts are racists/sexist?

@Mr.Hashi You back must hurt

from carrying this channel

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Thank Smokie

I steal all his memes

As a nurse, I feel like the burns are too bad, it'll be a matter of stopping the pain until he dies.

Thank 9Gag, i steal all their memes of the site.

I even make memes about stealing their memes

What do you call a divine fish? Holy Mackerel.

Gotta tell that one to my dad

No tell him to tell it to you

He doesn’t know it

Are you sure he’s your dad then?

Dna tested approved, he just never gave out a fishing pun ever. So I’m doubting he knows it

What fish can perform medical operations? A sturgeon.

Why is fishing such good business? The net profits.

Why did the students eat their homework?

The teacher said it was a piece of cake