me: i have some jokes about liberals that i cant tell to you

you: Why?

me: because they dont work

*Stay safe for a change.*

That doesn't make any cents

I think it's on the money

You see a safe on wheels, I see a dough-roller

I can't decide whether I should laugh or die inside at these.

I don't know either, but these jokes are pocket change compared to what I can make.

that's the beauty of dad jokes

Penny for your thoughts on these memes?

I'll keep rolling out these money jokes like the gov. rolls out stimulus checks.

Well yeah, you'd want hens to meet roosters, as hens are female

What do you call a gay scientist
A homogeneous
What do you call a straight scientist
A heterogeneous

lol

why was the dolphin depressed

he lost his porpoise in life

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this belongs here

[Non-trad dad joke]
The year is 2099 and science has developed a break through guaranteed cure for earworm songs. In an interview with the scientist, his only quote was, "What can I say except you're welcome?"

*-_-* no

Lol

Dads understand the struggle with wanting to make your kids happy while trying to keep your sanity

...it's my goal to exploit that weakness!

noooooo

Why aren’t their any jokes about America because freedom rings