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I was so confused at first... <:ZedBiden:769281795228958740>
I met an atheist the other day who worked for a charity.
It was a non-prophet organization.
Did you ever think maybe "hot" chocolate wants to be called smart chocolate with a good personality at least once in a while?
me: i have some jokes about liberals that i cant tell to you
you: Why?
me: because they dont work
*Stay safe for a change.*
That doesn't make any cents
I think it's on the money
You see a safe on wheels, I see a dough-roller
I can't decide whether I should laugh or die inside at these.
that's the beauty of dad jokes
Penny for your thoughts on these memes?
I'll keep rolling out these money jokes like the gov. rolls out stimulus checks.
Well yeah, you'd want hens to meet roosters, as hens are female
What do you call a gay scientist
A homogeneous
What do you call a straight scientist
A heterogeneous
lol
why was the dolphin depressed
he lost his porpoise in life
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this belongs here
[Non-trad dad joke]
The year is 2099 and science has developed a break through guaranteed cure for earworm songs. In an interview with the scientist, his only quote was, "What can I say except you're welcome?"
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