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These are grate

Insanity doesn't run in my family. No, instead, it strolls through, taking its time to get to know each of us personally...

I don't burn bridges. I just loosen the bolts a little each day...

When my wife asks me, "What do you think?" I think I really should have been listening...

I'm like Tom Cruise, I do all my own stunts--but never intentionally...

My cooking is so awesome! Even the smoke alarm cheers me on!

Listen guys, they say meat is murder...that's right, tasty, tasty murder....

Hey, if you're not part of the solution, you must be part of the team I work on...

you forgot a spot when you were cleaning it!!!

wow.... that actually made me giggle...

HE LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

An argument started at my igloo house. It got so heated that the cops came and told everyone to freeze.

How to arrest someone 101:


Hold your wrist over them and said “You’re under a-wrist”

*Deep Sigh*

🙂

My dad bought a chameleon, my mom didn't approve, but my dad said he'd blend right in

Hi Smokie

I’m stealing that one.
I’ll take it by *force* if I must.

I’ll be a star in the war

Did you hear about the cat who wrote a novel? She called it romeow and Juliette

what do you call a hospital that cares for citrus fruits

lemon*aid*

You're getting a blow up doll?

Why does Waldo wear stripes? ||He doesn't want to be spotted.||

What is the difference between a bomb and feminist?







||A bomb achieve something when triggered.||

Feminists also have a shorter fuse

damn

you roasted them so well done even famished people don't wanna chew on that

lmaooo

yep

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yessir