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Fruit Wars.
Q: what do you call a man with no arms and no legs swimming in the ocean? A: Bob
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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a jacuzzi?
Stu.
*id shrug*
I thought you’d call them both by their names?
I hang dogs from the ceiling to raise the roof
no I don't wanna log into facebook
Then don’t
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Off the rails
That one took a turn...
Yes
Dont mind me i was just making one of the stupidest jokes i could
ok
Ikr thanks
Yo mama so ugly she went into a haunted house and came out with a job application.
Lol
Why'd it take me so long to get that 🤦
Someones going to need to expain that one to me.
Bc works backwards
a boui 😄
lmao
in BC the years go DOWN so 7,999 BC is 1 year later than 8,000 BC 🙂
I speek gud tu
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My friend begged me to sing Oasis's "Wonderwall". I said Maybe!
Froski you're gonna be the one that saves me...
A friend of mine died recently. At the funeral, I asked his wife if I could say a word. She consented, so I stood up and said, "Plethora."
As I sat down, she leaned over to me and said, "Thanks, that means a lot."
