I didn't know that joke was still in circulation. It's still cool, though.

This joke needs to go to the Civillian Camping Grounds, so it can get some In-Tent Civ Care.

How do you milk sheep? - release another iPhone

Apparently, North Korea now has a missile that can hit New York, which is a bit scary.... If it can make it there, it can make it anywhere

Me: how do you get a squirrel down from a tree?
Dad: pull down your pants and show em your nuts

Dad Jokes gives me cancer keep up the great work!

Guys I don’t know any dad jokes because my dad has been gone ever since he left to get milk

A Pirate walks into a bar and he has a boats wheel on the front of his pants. The bartender looks at him and asks “what’s with the wheel” the pirate looks at him and says “Arrr it’s drivin me nuts”

https://tenor.com/view/stare-awkward-funny-what-huh-gif-5344114

Why did I laugh it that one

Why are there no Wal-Marts in Afghanistan?

Because they're all Targets

no, because there's a Target on every corner

@RBP_Productions No advertising.

.warn @RBP_Productions no advertising on this server

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, a joke?"

It's another crusade

An Irish man walks out of a bar

We would never.

Lmao

Everywhere is a bar in Irishland.

Might be a repost

Is it just me or when they were naming mustard someone really had to poo

why couldn't the lizard have kids

he had a reptile dysfunction

i'm pretty sure they were.

What did the fat person say when their friend told them to eat healthier?

"Don't worry, I'm too big to fail."

Guys, the inventor of the asterisk just told me his online banking password.. Its * * * * * * *

.ban @Bruh Dude ✔ Trolling.

Smokie coming in clutch with the dad jokes, Huh? 😂😂😂