Message from @I'm sorry

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2020-12-25 23:01:48 UTC  
2020-12-25 23:02:46 UTC  

They have a habit of doing that

2020-12-25 23:53:01 UTC  

At least Nuns don't have BAD habits.

2020-12-26 01:00:24 UTC  

@Bladejewel I’ll have nun of that nonsense

2020-12-26 01:11:50 UTC  

Lol

2020-12-26 01:38:15 UTC  

Thankfully, nonsense is a habit that nun practice

2020-12-26 02:31:24 UTC  

That’s nun of your business, now is it?

2020-12-26 02:52:22 UTC  

well part of thier habit is slaping peoples knuckles with rulers or yardsticks.

2020-12-26 03:59:52 UTC  

One could say that they are rulers of habit.

2020-12-26 16:52:00 UTC  

Slapping people's knuckles is an unfortunate habit that rulers often enjoy

2020-12-26 19:31:24 UTC  

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2020-12-26 23:33:46 UTC  

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2020-12-27 00:00:01 UTC  

I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know.

2020-12-27 00:02:58 UTC  

I dont get it

2020-12-27 00:03:16 UTC  

Which comes first

2020-12-27 00:03:20 UTC  

Egg

2020-12-27 00:03:24 UTC  

XD

2020-12-27 00:03:40 UTC  

Yeah egg comes first and then Chicken pops out

2020-12-27 00:03:46 UTC  

Lol

2020-12-27 00:53:02 UTC  

I did the same thing, but the road I ordered came first...

2020-12-27 15:40:05 UTC  

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs in the water? - Bob

2020-12-27 15:40:35 UTC  

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs on your front step? - Matt

2020-12-27 15:40:58 UTC  

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs in the leaves? -Russel

2020-12-27 15:41:19 UTC  

What do you call a girl no arms and legs in the beach? - Sandy

2020-12-27 15:41:40 UTC  

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs and your wall? - Art.

2020-12-27 15:42:01 UTC  

What do you call two guys with no arms and legs on your window? - Curt and Rod.

2020-12-27 15:42:14 UTC  

<:CursedEmoji:763140778770825247> <:kek:731354627806593055>

2020-12-27 15:42:32 UTC  

What do you call a cow with no legs? - Ground beef.

2020-12-27 15:43:42 UTC  

What did the fish say when he swam into a brick wall? - dam.

2020-12-27 15:44:27 UTC  

What color was George Washington’s white horse?

2020-12-27 15:44:36 UTC  

Who’s buried in Grants tomb?

2020-12-27 15:45:55 UTC  

Why do they have to put fences around cemeteries? - cuz people are dying to get in!

2020-12-27 16:54:53 UTC  

what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pot of boiling water? Stew

2020-12-27 18:20:48 UTC  

What do you call a guy who won’t shut up with dumb jokes?

Kicked

2020-12-27 20:44:47 UTC  

If you know what a theremin is you'll get it

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2020-12-28 00:10:13 UTC  

my buddy and I just had a damn good dad joke conversation.

MB "Hey the University of Texas is offering $30k per nut"
ME "Damn like the nuts between your legs"
MB "Yea"
Me "Thats Nuts"

2020-12-28 00:46:58 UTC  

@Hype a theremin is an instrument that you play without touching it xD

2020-12-28 00:48:03 UTC  

I saw you put a `?` on my dad joke so that why I told you xd

2020-12-28 00:57:56 UTC  

~~Oh my gosh it’s you again hello there XD~~ Ah, Okay, thank you very much 😂 Is it the one where it makes the weird alien sounds (that sounds so stupid, bear with me)

2020-12-28 01:00:42 UTC  

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