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They have a habit of doing that
At least Nuns don't have BAD habits.
@Bladejewel I’ll have nun of that nonsense
Lol
Thankfully, nonsense is a habit that nun practice
That’s nun of your business, now is it?
well part of thier habit is slaping peoples knuckles with rulers or yardsticks.
One could say that they are rulers of habit.
Slapping people's knuckles is an unfortunate habit that rulers often enjoy
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know.
I dont get it
Which comes first
Egg
XD
Yeah egg comes first and then Chicken pops out
Lol
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs in the water? - Bob
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs on your front step? - Matt
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs in the leaves? -Russel
What do you call a girl no arms and legs in the beach? - Sandy
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs and your wall? - Art.
What do you call two guys with no arms and legs on your window? - Curt and Rod.
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What do you call a cow with no legs? - Ground beef.
What did the fish say when he swam into a brick wall? - dam.
What color was George Washington’s white horse?
Who’s buried in Grants tomb?
Why do they have to put fences around cemeteries? - cuz people are dying to get in!
what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pot of boiling water? Stew
What do you call a guy who won’t shut up with dumb jokes?
Kicked
If you know what a theremin is you'll get it
my buddy and I just had a damn good dad joke conversation.
MB "Hey the University of Texas is offering $30k per nut"
ME "Damn like the nuts between your legs"
MB "Yea"
Me "Thats Nuts"
I saw you put a `?` on my dad joke so that why I told you xd
~~Oh my gosh it’s you again hello there XD~~ Ah, Okay, thank you very much 😂 Is it the one where it makes the weird alien sounds (that sounds so stupid, bear with me)