my libertarian dad told me he voted mostly for democrats yesterday

They probably are closer to the libertarians than Trump Republicans

^

I'm so sorry, tungsten. He didn't choose his design, though. Love him the same.

I do, i just feel bad for him mostly

Is this your dad

basically

Pretty much mine too

he’s just the big brain wojak meme, thinks “both sides are crazy” and voted dem so there’d be gridlock

also only really cares about marijuana legalization, got mad at me for not voting beto

Oh gawd

I mean voting for Dems isn't the way to lower taxes tbh

Lmao sounds a lot like my dad

gridlock = nothing gets done for anyone <:really:453005408064241674>

literally useless

He’s a good man, just extremely cynical and probably depressed

My father is a republican and he voted based on which candidates like marijuana.

MI legalized dude weed lmao

gridlock = holding the gates open for the brown hordes

dude weed is the least of our problems really

He's extremely cynical and depressed too, tungsten.

Me: Good morning, dad!

Him; You're gonna die one day so live it up.

I'm sure my mom voted straight GOP ticket. 👌🏻

lol same

my mom and grandma are the based and redpilled ones

dad and older brother are dudeweed reddit users

My dad has a personally library dedicated to DMT

>reddit
just fmsu fam

Seriously probably has like 100 books about mescaline and southwest native shamanism

Is he a...based shaman?

Also gave me his copy of camp of the saints when I was in high school

Weird guy

Well I suppose our parents must have done something right for us to be here.

>not carving totems invoking the elements to hex your enemies
lmao what are you even doing

my older brother told me he did a test cycle at age 16 without any AI or PCT and then so many things from our lives made sense to me

He also has Hugin and Munin tattooed on his shoulders

>carving runes so your ancestors bless you with their strength and wisdom.

Just a profound boomer

My dad is a mega boomer. All he will talk about is the weather.

he sounds cool tbqhwy fam

i have mastered weather smalltalk

>carving runes so your ancestors bless you with atleast 1 awkard interaction a day
>tfw shitposting runs in the family blood

He talks about the weather with people he's already very familiar with?

@Selma yeah.

Honestly why did NA's carve totems?

What was their reasoning behind it

“Wow it’s so sunny here”

Does anyone know?

It’s easy to carve wood

That's both impressive and sad at the same time, Felden.

Wood’s soft

You can carve wood with simply stone knives

I don’t think there have been any groups of humans found who had no art to speak of

Well yeah but why did they?

@Thugged Out Pissed Off Broward County has a much higher rate of Jews, alphabet agency veterans, and Jewish alphabet agency veterans than the rest of the country. Their Sherrif is also a reliable guy for deep staters.

My father will text me a picture of a goblin and say "Hey, this is Mr. Goblin speaking! I kidnapped your dad and took his phone!". Off topic but just a funny guy.

Why did people in ancient France paint on cave walls?

i think they did them for all kinds of reasons. commemorate the dead, brag about lineage, welcome signs, even bantzint other tribes

@Selma super dad tier.

he totems. i mean

Hahaha.

Ahh

The only natives outhere ever did was build burial mounds underneath our farm fields

My dad just sends really terse and needlessly cryptic messages

Oh my, cryptic messages are the worst.

lamo

They mean nothing though he just has profound autism

He’ll call and be like “.... I need to talk to you.... I have to ask you something........ could you bring me some cashews on your way home thanks”

That's rather "based", tungsten.

Does your heart start racing? Or are you just so used to the cryptic messages?

Nah he’s done this since I was like 4

Remember the Virginia tech shooting? He called and demanded to know where I was

I was 12

@ophiuchus were you in Virgina?

California

Was that the one with Cho something sui or whatever?

Yes

@ophiuchus sounds overly cautious to be honest

He sounds rather caring actually *sniffle*

He just has autism

He also assumes anyone else has the knowledge he does

“Turn left behind where the old grocery store used to be”

>grocery store hasn’t been there since 1979

My dad keeps sending me pages long letters about what to do if he dies

Kinda grim

Hahahaha.

I mean he's 70, I wish he wouldn't do that

I'm not laughing at that, Chris. I'm laughing at opihuchus. I'm sorry to hear that.

He's been doing it for 10 years now

My grandma would give me stickers whenever I went to her house for me to put on things I wanted when she died.

We all had different colors.

@Selma nah it's kinda funny rhough

My grandfather used to talk to my mother about that but now he's turning 89 and still works and is probably going to live forever.

@ophiuchus haha yeah that's grim too

@Selma good genes!

My great-grandfather is turning 101 this winter

Trashboat, that's incredible.

Nice!

Dude still drives around and has a rad moustache

Does he smoke, drink, and eat bacon?

Broward County = Hive of villainy

Sheriff Scott ISRAEL (Parkland stand downer)
Trayvon Martin
Parkland highschool shooting
Maga b*mber
Debbie waserman Schultz
Gore vs Bush and the hanging chads

Many such cases!

Not to mention the population of tribe members there

He hasn't drank or smoked but he does eat bacon

My gf’s grandfather is 94, had a martini and a big fat steak at his birthday dinner

Nice

My great grandmother was 102 when she died

I remember being scared of her

lol what

@Thugged Out Pissed Off nice!

Were you afraid because she ewas so old?

was*

She had really kind of lost it when she was that old. She was from Britain, and was there during WWII. Whenever a truck would go by their house, it went over a bridge and made a really loud noise. She’d freak out and say “THEYRE BOMBING AGAIN THEYRE BOMBING AGAIN ITS THE BLITZ” and try to hide

Scared me

I was like 5

Speaking of Broward county.

Jesus, that must have been very scary. In retrospect,many tragic things are funny and vice versa.

Yeah I could see how that might be a little jarring

It’s funny and terrible at the same time

Old people can be incredibly interesting and troves of knowledge and wisdom, though. My friend's grandfather is in his 90s and dying of cancer, but is still as sharp as a tack sometimes. He asked my last name and I told him and he immediately said "Danish!" - which it is.

Your last name is Danish? That's weird mine is Strudel, small world

Oh wow you’re Danish? I had another great grandmother from Denmark

Thought I was the only semi Dane here

Haha.

Maybe there are many of us.

My surname name is anglicized, but the records show it as Danish previously.

Same

I met someone in Germany who had the exact same sounding name but it was spelled differently

<:teehee:381917632359563264>

No wait, coffee cake

My first name is of Danish descent actually

What even is coffee cake

I've heard of it but I've never had it before

Butter bread with cinnamon on top

My first name is Hebrew

Cinnamon and brown sugar

Coffee cake is good but you can only eat like 2 bites and you’re done

I make a delicious coffee cake. I'll bring it to the IE conference.

Most people in the south have Hebrew names but I figured that because of Biblical names.

It sounds pretty good

@ophiuchus well that's not too weird though, anything biblical

Yeah. It’s old English colonial period sounding

Not like. Shlomo

https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/27491/aunt-annes-coffee-cake/ < that's the best I've ever had, if I'm allowed to post.

@ophiuchus jebediah yezekial nebedah

lo

JEB!

@ThisIsChris I can’t play that game for long because you’ll guess it

Susanna

@ophiuchus Jesus?

Jesus Dane

Nah my last name’s Irish

Also I’m not Mexican

I think

That is weird, why is it that only mexicans name their kids Jesus but Europeans don't.

@ophiuchus Jebediah O Mallory?

Top of the mornin to you laddie

My avatar may look like a lebreachaun

But it's a Mayflower pilgrim

For Thanksgiving

Out of genuine curiosity, how does Shaquille O'neal have such an Irish surname?

I don't see how that's possible.

Irish Slave owner @Selma

Has it really been passed down from males for that many generations?

Yes

Thanks.

@ThisIsChris that’s eerily close dude

They knew their place until quite recently

You just about got my initials too lmao

🕵

I have an ancestor from the 1400s named Klaus Gut Guttan. It seems unlikely to encounter someone named that in the modern age.

You mean named Klaus or the combo of all the other names too?

The whole thing, haha.

Based!

My great great great grandfather was named John

There's truth in jest, Nemets *shudders*

My cousins are blue eyed and blonde haired but their father is a rather swarthy fella

Deeply upset with this

My name is Nicholas J. Fuentes

The "j" stands for Juan

My name is Pepe Style, what a coincidence

My name is Marty Robbins

What's up guys, it's me, Zhang Zi Chao

It's me, Ruth Bader Ginsburgstein

ey yo this is yo boy Tyrone Jamalington Junior

basicly

am monke

Good meme

76% of White women in Georgia voted for Brian Kemp. Tfw no

Let’s not monkey up this FL recount

Am I the only one who notices how much rule 9 is broken?

In <#359019439116648458>

@VinceChaos I tried archiving that latest link and it just comes up blank when it's done. 😕

Not that we have to archive “allrecipes dot com” but maybe daily beast and wapo aren’t “enemy” sites

Thinkprogress definitely is

This is true

@VinceChaos I think you mean (((allrecipes dot com)))

Kosher Salt? I think not!

can you even get non *Kosher* salt?

@Asatru Artist - MD if you can you should be able to find where with the Koschertified app

http://www.thekosherquestion.com/

Ugh you beat me to it chris

\*dabs\*

I have non Kosher salt

no thanks to allrecipes

My wife and my mother and I were getting lunch a while back and I saw this restaurant was Halal, and I told them "nope..." and we went somewhere else. I'll try to do the same with Kosher bs.

oh, cut it out

you're skinny enough

Allrecipes is the best recipe site because user ratings : (

like 80% of the food you buy is Kosher

not much can be done to avoid it

The symbols are really small on all the products and they vary

beaten again

Kosher dill tastes better than dill pickle, in my humble opinion.

@Selma allrecipes is unironically great

That’s honestly how jewish groups get cash

@Papa Pizzagate I ask every waitress at every restaurant if every ingredient the cooks use is *non-kosher* <:chad:359013583469805568>

Yeah, it's the only RECIPE site I've used since I was 13 or 14. Ribs, cakes, cookies, bread, fish recipes.

They get instantly redpilled ofc

Jew salt!??! in my soup!!!

*gets stomach pumped*

Nice, @Thugged Out Pissed Off

clearly you're more redpilled

didn't even think of that

I typically just drink charcoal smoothies after eating kosher food.

But you're smarter, tungsten.

Inb4 someone comes screaming in with a totally unironic rant about Kosher foods

Nemets should educate us.

I had a jewish friend when I was younger who used to sneak peperoni pizza in the house.

Something about kosher or non kosher, I can't recall.

Pepperoni pizza isn't kosher

because cheese + pig = not kosher

Thank you, I just thought of it as mumbo jumbo and never paid attention to it.

The Kosher tax is probably true and real, but there isn't much we can do about it without lobbying power and greatly inconveniencing ourselves personally. Our people have much more pressing issues and problems. Just buy local whenever you can (healthier) anyhow.

Yeah, seriously, buying local is not only healthier but it supports local families.

yeah farmers markets are great, though the ones around here are basically finished for the year since it's getting colder

me and gf went to this hippie market downtown and got a whole bunch of organic soap and deodorant. was looking at my normal stick and thinking about all the gay chemicals im rubbing into my pores daily

I got suspended from Twitter and got back on. They are asking for my phone number. My real and google voice number is burned. Any suggestions?

A second google voice

Your boomer mother's phone

a $2 burner app

https://twitter.com/jmcfeels/status/1060668869444947968?s=21

White pill ^

@Thugged Out Pissed Off - Try to use the stuff with the lowest number of ingredients!

Or stuff for "sensitive skin"

Typically means less stuff in it.

I asked my doctor if the aluminum in anti-persperants is unhealthy

And avoid stuff with fragrance or scents like crazy.

she said it was fine though

That app doesn’t have a search function that I have ever found so I can’t exactly shop conveniently