Does your heart start racing? Or are you just so used to the cryptic messages?

Nah he’s done this since I was like 4

Remember the Virginia tech shooting? He called and demanded to know where I was

I was 12

@ophiuchus were you in Virgina?

California

Was that the one with Cho something sui or whatever?

Yes

@ophiuchus sounds overly cautious to be honest

He sounds rather caring actually *sniffle*

He just has autism

He also assumes anyone else has the knowledge he does

“Turn left behind where the old grocery store used to be”

>grocery store hasn’t been there since 1979

My dad keeps sending me pages long letters about what to do if he dies

Kinda grim

Hahahaha.

I mean he's 70, I wish he wouldn't do that

I'm not laughing at that, Chris. I'm laughing at opihuchus. I'm sorry to hear that.

He's been doing it for 10 years now

My grandma would give me stickers whenever I went to her house for me to put on things I wanted when she died.

We all had different colors.

@Selma nah it's kinda funny rhough

My grandfather used to talk to my mother about that but now he's turning 89 and still works and is probably going to live forever.

@ophiuchus haha yeah that's grim too

@Selma good genes!

My great-grandfather is turning 101 this winter

Trashboat, that's incredible.

Nice!

Dude still drives around and has a rad moustache

Does he smoke, drink, and eat bacon?

Broward County = Hive of villainy

Sheriff Scott ISRAEL (Parkland stand downer)
Trayvon Martin
Parkland highschool shooting
Maga b*mber
Debbie waserman Schultz
Gore vs Bush and the hanging chads

Many such cases!

Not to mention the population of tribe members there

He hasn't drank or smoked but he does eat bacon

My gf’s grandfather is 94, had a martini and a big fat steak at his birthday dinner

Nice

My great grandmother was 102 when she died

I remember being scared of her

lol what

@Thugged Out Pissed Off nice!

Were you afraid because she ewas so old?