Message from @ophiuchus

Discord ID: 510217982765694988


2018-11-08 22:20:02 UTC  

Why did people in ancient France paint on cave walls?

2018-11-08 22:20:11 UTC  

i think they did them for all kinds of reasons. commemorate the dead, brag about lineage, welcome signs, even bantzint other tribes

2018-11-08 22:20:16 UTC  

@Selma super dad tier.

2018-11-08 22:20:18 UTC  

he totems. i mean

2018-11-08 22:20:20 UTC  

Hahaha.

2018-11-08 22:20:26 UTC  

Ahh

2018-11-08 22:20:50 UTC  

The only natives outhere ever did was build burial mounds underneath our farm fields

2018-11-08 22:21:04 UTC  

My dad just sends really terse and needlessly cryptic messages

2018-11-08 22:21:14 UTC  

Oh my, cryptic messages are the worst.

2018-11-08 22:21:21 UTC  

lamo

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/481597551272001546/510217290575511562/image.jpg

2018-11-08 22:21:29 UTC  

They mean nothing though he just has profound autism

2018-11-08 22:22:15 UTC  

He’ll call and be like “.... I need to talk to you.... I have to ask you something........ could you bring me some cashews on your way home thanks”

2018-11-08 22:22:20 UTC  

That's rather "based", tungsten.

2018-11-08 22:22:50 UTC  

Does your heart start racing? Or are you just so used to the cryptic messages?

2018-11-08 22:23:00 UTC  

Nah he’s done this since I was like 4

2018-11-08 22:23:18 UTC  

Remember the Virginia tech shooting? He called and demanded to know where I was

2018-11-08 22:23:33 UTC  

I was 12

2018-11-08 22:23:45 UTC  

@ophiuchus were you in Virgina?

2018-11-08 22:23:52 UTC  

California

2018-11-08 22:23:53 UTC  

Was that the one with Cho something sui or whatever?

2018-11-08 22:24:06 UTC  

Yes

2018-11-08 22:24:12 UTC  

@ophiuchus sounds overly cautious to be honest

2018-11-08 22:24:17 UTC  

He sounds rather caring actually *sniffle*

2018-11-08 22:24:19 UTC  

He just has autism

2018-11-08 22:24:37 UTC  

He also assumes anyone else has the knowledge he does

2018-11-08 22:24:49 UTC  

“Turn left behind where the old grocery store used to be”

2018-11-08 22:25:00 UTC  

>grocery store hasn’t been there since 1979

2018-11-08 22:25:01 UTC  

My dad keeps sending me pages long letters about what to do if he dies

2018-11-08 22:25:35 UTC  

Kinda grim

2018-11-08 22:25:36 UTC  

Hahahaha.

2018-11-08 22:25:39 UTC  

I mean he's 70, I wish he wouldn't do that

2018-11-08 22:25:50 UTC  

I'm not laughing at that, Chris. I'm laughing at opihuchus. I'm sorry to hear that.

2018-11-08 22:25:52 UTC  

He's been doing it for 10 years now

2018-11-08 22:25:58 UTC  

My grandma would give me stickers whenever I went to her house for me to put on things I wanted when she died.

2018-11-08 22:26:06 UTC  

We all had different colors.

2018-11-08 22:26:08 UTC  

@Selma nah it's kinda funny rhough

2018-11-08 22:26:33 UTC  

My grandfather used to talk to my mother about that but now he's turning 89 and still works and is probably going to live forever.

2018-11-08 22:26:41 UTC  

@ophiuchus haha yeah that's grim too

2018-11-08 22:27:28 UTC  

@Selma good genes!

2018-11-08 22:27:35 UTC  

My great-grandfather is turning 101 this winter

2018-11-08 22:27:45 UTC  

Trashboat, that's incredible.