Message from @Selma
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He just has autism
He also assumes anyone else has the knowledge he does
“Turn left behind where the old grocery store used to be”
>grocery store hasn’t been there since 1979
My dad keeps sending me pages long letters about what to do if he dies
Kinda grim
Hahahaha.
I mean he's 70, I wish he wouldn't do that
I'm not laughing at that, Chris. I'm laughing at opihuchus. I'm sorry to hear that.
He's been doing it for 10 years now
My grandma would give me stickers whenever I went to her house for me to put on things I wanted when she died.
We all had different colors.
@Selma nah it's kinda funny rhough
My grandfather used to talk to my mother about that but now he's turning 89 and still works and is probably going to live forever.
@ophiuchus haha yeah that's grim too
@Selma good genes!
My great-grandfather is turning 101 this winter
Trashboat, that's incredible.
Nice!
Dude still drives around and has a rad moustache
Broward County = Hive of villainy
Sheriff Scott ISRAEL (Parkland stand downer)
Trayvon Martin
Parkland highschool shooting
Maga b*mber
Debbie waserman Schultz
Gore vs Bush and the hanging chads
Many such cases!
Not to mention the population of tribe members there
He hasn't drank or smoked but he does eat bacon
My gf’s grandfather is 94, had a martini and a big fat steak at his birthday dinner
Nice
My great grandmother was 102 when she died
I remember being scared of her
lol what
@Thugged Out Pissed Off nice!
Were you afraid because she ewas so old?
was*
She had really kind of lost it when she was that old. She was from Britain, and was there during WWII. Whenever a truck would go by their house, it went over a bridge and made a really loud noise. She’d freak out and say “THEYRE BOMBING AGAIN THEYRE BOMBING AGAIN ITS THE BLITZ” and try to hide
Scared me
I was like 5
Jesus, that must have been very scary. In retrospect,many tragic things are funny and vice versa.
Yeah I could see how that might be a little jarring
It’s funny and terrible at the same time
Old people can be incredibly interesting and troves of knowledge and wisdom, though. My friend's grandfather is in his 90s and dying of cancer, but is still as sharp as a tack sometimes. He asked my last name and I told him and he immediately said "Danish!" - which it is.
Your last name is Danish? That's weird mine is Strudel, small world