Message from @ophiuchus
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Hahaha.
Ahh
The only natives outhere ever did was build burial mounds underneath our farm fields
My dad just sends really terse and needlessly cryptic messages
Oh my, cryptic messages are the worst.
lamo
They mean nothing though he just has profound autism
He’ll call and be like “.... I need to talk to you.... I have to ask you something........ could you bring me some cashews on your way home thanks”
That's rather "based", tungsten.
Does your heart start racing? Or are you just so used to the cryptic messages?
Nah he’s done this since I was like 4
Remember the Virginia tech shooting? He called and demanded to know where I was
I was 12
@ophiuchus were you in Virgina?
California
Was that the one with Cho something sui or whatever?
Yes
@ophiuchus sounds overly cautious to be honest
He sounds rather caring actually *sniffle*
He just has autism
“Turn left behind where the old grocery store used to be”
>grocery store hasn’t been there since 1979
My dad keeps sending me pages long letters about what to do if he dies
Kinda grim
Hahahaha.
I mean he's 70, I wish he wouldn't do that
I'm not laughing at that, Chris. I'm laughing at opihuchus. I'm sorry to hear that.
He's been doing it for 10 years now
My grandma would give me stickers whenever I went to her house for me to put on things I wanted when she died.
We all had different colors.
@Selma nah it's kinda funny rhough
My grandfather used to talk to my mother about that but now he's turning 89 and still works and is probably going to live forever.
@ophiuchus haha yeah that's grim too
@Selma good genes!
My great-grandfather is turning 101 this winter
Trashboat, that's incredible.
Nice!
Dude still drives around and has a rad moustache
Does he smoke, drink, and eat bacon?
Broward County = Hive of villainy
Sheriff Scott ISRAEL (Parkland stand downer)
Trayvon Martin
Parkland highschool shooting
Maga b*mber
Debbie waserman Schultz
Gore vs Bush and the hanging chads
Many such cases!