165-175

Cool I was shooting for 165

Oven is 325 rn, cranking it to 425 after 4 hrs

Same but 400

Imma follow your lead with the 425

It still had ice inside this morning after all night in cold water

I cooked mine for an hour at 425 and then roughly 3 hours at 325

I look forward to letting my brother, the meat master, take over turkey duty next year

I need to go put up the food but I'm so tired I'm bout to fall asleep in my chair

I should be making gravy but the baby is asleep on me as usual

Most of my food doesn't require much preparation

So I'm just gonna wait until a friend gets here and we'll figure it out together

That looks amazing Steph

Isabella, you sweet woman *sniffle sniffle*

Slavic thanksgiving: vodka and an unopened can of beans

Why delet

It was wholesome

this turkey wholesome it cook in firey trash can good russian way - it stuffed with the bread kvorkiavk they call it the stuffing in americas so good in the turkey

Lmao

@Perihelion - CA I'm actually doing a Slav Thanksgiving

Stuffed turkey? @Selma

play tetris with afterdinner mint and do the dance squatting

@Jacob don't cut yourself on the bean can lid

@William Russell - Yes, it indeed IS a stuffed turkey!

Nvm didn’t read your description

@Selma do they even have Turkey in Russia?

Lol was caught up staring at the turkey

we do not have the turkey we have giant pigeon it is same

All turkeys are descended from Mexico actually

@Perihelion - CA wait since when are beens a Slav thing?

They have to go back

That's why you leave it closed

o-oh

Looks amazing I wasn’t brave enough for a stuffed turkey

Stuffed mine with aromatics

Turkey is already 22lbs, I don't want to make it any heavier by stuffing it

the slowcooker strawberry cobbler turned out better than I thought it would

I just have to boil pelmeni

I couldn’t find a weight on mine. Free styling it

My roommate requested I stuff it JUST LIKE HIS MOMMA USED TO

IE potluck when?

@Isabella Locke-MT that sounds so good

I had no idea it tasted so good stuffed!

I should probably break my fast soon

Is there really an unnamed dish with marshmallow and sweet potatoes?

Sweet potato casserole?

I read about this today

Pecans too

Mmmm

@Jacob candied yams

oh some article was saying it doesn't have a name @William Russell

Orange sweet potatoes aren't sweet potatoes, they're yams

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-bristol-38458529. Aw he was my hero

Sweet potatoes be white fam

They’re trying to erase our culture @Jacob

This is miscegenation at its worst.

RRRRRrrrr's

THEY HAVE TO GO BACK

>vegan
>farm

Seriously, a heavily pregnant chicken can come into our country from Mexico with her mixed race turkey babies in her belly, and they're automatically citizens.

Vegan farm is where the animals live off of human labor

Unironically true

Thanks for the conversation today IE! Time for me to put the phone away happy thanksgiving!

The rabbit crossed the River to see the turtle

RRRRRRrrrrrr's

Why is Turkey so rare the rest of the year?

do they just not harvest them except for Thanksgiving?

It's too lean to be worth much nutritionally tbh

do Turkey farmers make a bunch of money on Thanksgiving and none the rest of the year?

Unless you're a low fat diet brainlet

isn't chicken like that too, though?

Turkey sandwiches my guy

Deli style

oh that's right

@Jacob turkey products are pretty common year round. Most of them processed. And yes chicken is not worth much nutritionally

I get chicken more than other meats because I'm a poor college student and it's the cheapest

🐖 and 🐄 best meat

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salo_(food)

This is the perfect keto food

I need to go on keto again so I can eat a bunch of this

The most nutritious food available is the cheapest. Beef fat trimmings can be scored for free if you know the best time to visit the butcher. Otherwise like a buck 50 per pound, 3500 calories per pound @Jacob

huh

I need to find a butcher I guess

There's a ranch about 30 minutes away that is grass-fed/no antibiotics.

We could get 50 pounds of meat in various cuts for $200

I think a whole cow is like $1000

Problem is we don't have a deep freeze yet

so we can't store that much meat at once

Damn dude my Dad is drunkkkk

He tried doing a Jewish voice lol

Tfw you have to remind your Dad about optics

Oy vey

My sisters watched miss congeniality and now watching zootopia. Two of the worst pieces of equality propaganda

Ooosh. Wamen eat that stuff up.

I loved Miss Congeniality as a kid but im not gay anymore

I did like both movies but now I recognize it as propaganda

I caught the end of the sequel just now and Sandra Bullock says to the kids at the end “and what are we waiting for” and I jokingly said “world peace” bc I thought that would be so stereotypically cringe and the little girl in the class said it im dying this is so predictable

Movies made for women are the worst

Confessions of a shopaholic was so bad, I needed a vaccine after watching it.

Unless it's High Fidelity, I like that one

Young John Cusack p cute

Pride and Prejudice

Just rewatched that one a week ago

Ohh yeah, I take it back. Period dramas are life.

Agent Cody Banks

no

"Agent Cody banks is my favorite movie"

-Said no one -ever

just no

is that the kid from malcom in the middle

Yeah.

I stopped putting ice in my drinks after seeing that

he has one of the most feminine guy voices I've ever heard

But it's edge of your seat action for the entire family

i loved that show

Patrick would be proud of me

Watching Lizzie McGuire as a kid I never thought I'd one day be pregnant at the same time as Hillary Duff

Well Frankie Muniz is 5'5

G A N G

I used to watch that show too lol

I'm 6'11 so it would suck to meet him lol

Whatttttt?

Really I'm 8'3

>6'11

I'm 9'

Steph is huge. Tallest woman in America

We're not allowed to say that?

Lol no

Not the second part

I'm living on the edge today

Nate is 6'7" I can confirm

Bad girl Logan

Who else 10 foot tall gang?

I'm 4'9"

@NateDahl76 pls forgive

I am NOT shorter than Patrick. Denied!

(Sarcasm)

How tall are you?

Like really short lmao

I AM BIGGEST WOMAN HERE

I'm a womanlet

I'm 6'8"

@Selma for real how tall are you

5'7

Bige womane

Hell yeah

u meant 7'5 right

🎵 *some girls are bigger than others* 🎵

5'2-5'3, depends on the day lol

I only swipe right on women over 5'10

I've been measured at doctor's offices as both

what is a tinder

Are you actually? @Barbie doubt

I’ve only dated one girl that was shorter than me. If you ask me, that’s pretty chad

Actually last time i measured i was 6'10"

I'm just 5'9", not tallest woman in IE 😪

Hello new VA homie @CLW

I have never seen a 6’8” wamen goddamn, much less 6 fuggin 10

@Barbie r u single

im a boy

sorry

Oh f

LMAO

Knew it

hello friend

Guys....

😏

are you NOVA or ROVA? @Sam Anderson

Tf is ROVA

rest of virginia

Does anyone know how to fix speakers?

Rorthern Va

Virginia Beach

“Barbie” tf

oh alright

im in fairfax

Short for Barbosa

I stole my husband from a 6'1 lady 💅

My friend just brought his speakers for our Thanksgiving party later, and they're playing with the vocals muffled

It's really weird

Like the rest of the song sounds normal, but just the vocals get suppressed

Y r there no pirate emojis

It does it on all the sound modes including "flat"

@Isabella Locke-MT hook me up with that 6'1 lady

You wouldn't want her, she's fat

(Oops accidentally deleted something)

F

I can change her

Tall wamen are interesting to go for. They typically are not hit on as muchz

Thick?

No, fat

Not thick lol

She just big boned

same

Squishy bones

How does a big boned person lose weight?🤔

Amputation

Cut off a limb

Ayyyy

Haha same mind

osteo porosis?

She's married to some other dude now

Tbh I've seen a lot of cute ex-fatties on instagram

She must not be that fat.

Oh, she was.

Girl I'm talking to now is 5'10" and ginger

W e w lad

Full send

My son is 22'

I mean 22"

Haha

22 feet tall, what a UNIT

lol

I'm dreading how big my son is going to get

HyperbVrean

I really don't want to have an 11 pound baby

Yes you do, all 11 pound babies grow up to be proud whites

There may be some serious height differences between your children

My brother is 6'4" and was not a huge newborn

Can speak from experience

My husband was 11 pounds, his sister was 13 and his brother was the runt at 10

I was like...7 I think

F for mom

I was a small littol bab and kid and now am a bit on the tall side

his brother could have walked out

I was 7lb 13oz at birth, my son was 7lb 2oz. I was p small preggo lady

Heyooo I’m in nova too @CLW

Didn't have a huge appetite

We love our Nova boys, don’t we folks?

Hey Happy Thanksgiving everybody, I hope all is well with you! : 🌲 <:deye:359010025223618570>

We need more central VA 😦

NOVA has a lot of people but needs to get more active

My son's foot was longer than his femur at the ultrasound when I was 23 weeks lol

Basically all of VA needs to step it up. AKA check Slack more often

Sorry man I have kids.

We should mandate people turn on notifications

Fair enough bro

Authoritarian Nate eyy

Bad idea nate

I mean how to enforce that.

There is no way to force participation.

we would never force participation

I would like people to get notifications of messages is all

Participation in IE and/or and component of our communication systems is completely voluntary and to a level that you set

True that

Otherwise we would just be nagging people

Nobody likes naggers

Did you just mod yourself lol

Yep

Whoah

@Sam Anderson oh yes