Your frame probably doesn't help you

And that's a great distance for your head to travel to the ground, lol

lol

I played lacrosse

Dude, lacrosse seems so fun

Cause I’m white.

They didn't have it in Southern California though

I always thought lacrosse looked cool, just never got into it. I played soccer until i was 16, then switched to volleyball after that.

Was an east coast thing--but why?

didn't we steal that from the Indians?

I would've joined the lacrosse team in a heart beat

i can't remember.

@Asatru Artist - MD And make it better? Probably

It’s fun.

lol

Lacrosse is essentially hockey on feet where the puck doesn't touch the ground

It’s a rubber ball

Just sayin..

Yea I gotcha

Sports with sticks are the best

🇺🇸 Only real Americans play 🇺🇸 🏈 🎆 🇺🇸

Supposedly we stole baseball from indians but idk if that's just marxist bullshit

Kicking or holding a ball is not

@MrDefault i would play football if I didn't need my brain for anything

I would do MMA if I didn't need my brain for anything

Why is everything fun so damaging?

who knows, but it's true!

that's your misogyny showing through...

I wish I was good at golf, but I’m really bad.

Golf is fun after a few beers, and with a cart.

When I'm old, I'll go for tennis over golf

in that order.

Or just go to driving ranges

Tennis is a good game. Racquetball too

I can't drive a cart like an a**hole at driving ranges though. 😕

🇺🇸 Baseball is another great American sport 🇺🇸 Noting more American then Baseball

@MrDefault Boomer posting rn

Except maybe apple pie

Baseball is only fun when you're up to bat or when the ball gets thrown to you

^

otherwise, *yeeesh*

*I'll play left field, gonna bring a chair*

lol

*catch up on my reading*

Batting cages seem fun, though

IE baseball game seems ufn

i'll suck but it'll be fun

Nah its fun to watch little Jimmy's team play the next suburban neighborhood's team. On a nice Saturday afternoon

tbh i never played nor never watched anyone play baseball irl

I used to go to Angels games as a kid

@Flint I tried a batting cage recently...had it on slow pitch softball, and still looked like a retard. <:sad:366743316475281408>

Dodgers games were for the mexicans

Athletics is the master club

Ol' Jose Cansaco

Batting cage > me

IE baseballs games sounds really lame haha

I'm a fan of Patrick's idea of sparring though

@Reinhard Wolff Whats your favorite team sport?

Maybe not baseball, maybe football

Calling it now, it's synchronized swimming, especially when they make a big dragon's eye

not that I'm really one for >sborts like that
but football seems more primal

football with the boys is always fun

full contact if they're up for it

football **is** like 70% black... @TIDE

Yeah, other than playing football yourself, it's done for.

It's as bad as basketball now

IE powerlifting meet is still an idea to chase

I was always a receiver in gym class in high school...height helps.

plus i was terrible at any other position, so...

*It all started with that dangum endzone dancing*

I always hated basketball, and not for the reason you may think.

Just never liked it.

Being an urbanite the call of the concrete jungle calls to me. Playing basketball is an integral part of the hanging with the intercity youths.

It was almost as boring as baseball to watch. Almost.

Because it's lame and boring. Can't touch the opponent.

And being 9ft tall and dunking on a 10ft net isn't impressive

lol

be a manlet and dunk, then I'll watch

and they wonder why no one watches womens basketball.

besides the fact that none of the women look/act like women.

ive always found basketball playing females to be...eww

volleyball girls though 😍

beat me to it, lol

favorite team sport: curling

Like women's olympic track

or that

*oosh*

anything womens

lol

is generally OK

see I think married men should not watch womens' sports

eh, i don't like watching womens track, because...well you know

Eh, I'm personally a big fan of CS:GO when it comes to sports.

YEET

@Asatru Artist - MD mah allah forgive me for saying this, but women's sports are basically a normalized version of porn

hmm

hottest take I've ever heard, go on...

that seems a little too purity spirally for me

but continue

@Jawa Im glad someone has some good taste here

look

let's do a side by side comparison

scant clothing: check

bouncing appendages: check

lots of emotions: check

Women's fencing is basically halal/kosher

probably staged: checked

@MrDefault Unironically I'm actually staying up to 3:30 am to watch LoL worlds

What about women's winter sports?

All you see is their faces

@Jawa Bro we having a LoL watch party right now can we invite Patrick he might like to watch Lol with us?

eh, i continued playing volleyball exactly for that reason, so i would be a hypocrite to agree

Women enhance their sexuality as a way of showing off their version of power, so women in sports will play up their sexuality to intimidate other women

Just as men show off their strength.

friends "why do you play volleyball, it's a girls sport"
me "..."

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Yup it's time to waste my life watching a dying video game

@Asatru Artist - MD did you succeed in finding a gf that way?

or did you waste 2 years for nothing

nah, found my wife through cars, actually

Most female athletes are trad/drug free (if not lesbian)

t. Serena Williams

although i'm pretty sure she's a trap

She ain't drug free

Takes her ADD meds which gives her an uneven focus advantage

She's more dude than most of us <:nervous:359009898115104770>

^

(unfair advantage to take that stuff, kind of like some students do to get good grades)

Pro sports players can just get 'diagnosed' as having attention deficit disorder and get to take mind enhancing drugs

Which are banned for non-diagnosed players

^

it's pretty messed up actually

All pro sports is done for. So many drugs and loopholes for that little (or big) competitive advantage

That's why I don't consider any of them elite athletes

@Asatru Artist - MD You just mad she's got higher T then you 😂

No one got bigger or stronger, they just invented drugs is all--and better equipment, tracks, balls, etc

Take away all that and they're all just as good as 50's & 60's athletes

Implying Fortnite VR isn’t the future of sports.

didn't elon musk delete fornite?

or did he open source it?

Serena Williams is groce, don't talk about her.

Diversity is intensifying. Just saw a pajeet piss right next to the subway entrance. That's a first. Usually I see blekks doing that.

@Flint I'm glad I never took anything for my ADHD, made me deal with it on my own, not just mask the issue.

@Nota Bene - NY Well hot damn, they are all getting in on it!

Gotta love this melting pot we live in now! ❤

tonight: "The Pence family has some good genes, don't they folks?" -Trump
tomorrow: *VP Mike Pence- Poster Boy for Trump's Eugenics Program*- HuffPo

lol

Some African country just shot some rock throwers and said it was because of Trump's stance, lol. The media is super pissed.

No mention of Israel doing the same thing, though

My take: Trump is ending the rock throwing menace that is plaguing the world

By 2024 people will wonder why we ever let protesters throw heavy stones at cop's heads at all

^ Good

A safer world for craniums everywhere

A wall of poison ivy for baricades

I say that because I learned the hard way this week that poison ivy/oak immunity can simply leave your body

I was immune a few years ago!

Not anymore

Honestly shooting rock throwers is a bad look.

@Nerv - VA That's antisemitic

It sound really cool and funny but if that actually happens you give so much ammo to your opponents

fellllas

@Wood-Ape - OK/MN idk how much a 5 foot 2 obese black woman would pass the interview process lol

I’m speaking anti violence.

@Sam Anderson What?

Thats the security guard haha

Usually when the protesters *blow bubbles* at the police, it escalates to them throwing even worse, more dangerous things

We saw her out there

Oh, the security guard?

LoL

I mean it would be a funny story haha

I was just saying I think the military and law enforcement using the non lethal crowd control methods that law enforcement already uses on citizens is defensible, and even optics-okay for an advancing horde of foreigners who are throwing rocks.

Thats why I mentioned water cannons.

Trump is giving them ample warning, though

Warning won't stop bad optics with the enemy in control of the media though.

Rocks are no joke when it cracks you in the face

2 lbs object flying down at 25 mph at your face

Obama called the caravaners "refugees" today <:really:453005408064241674>

@missliterallywho Refugees from themselves!

The enemy was never going to give Trump good press though. The base wants a strong border

People keep saying Obama looks cracked out.

>"We are fleeing violence"
>commit violence once they get to another country
<:really:453005408064241674>

Yeah, after the mid-terms there is zero reason for Trump to be concerned about how things play politically.

As Halberstram once said, you don't get to claim asylym just because your people are civilizationally inept

Our media needs to highlight how dangerous protesters are

@Nerv - VA He's a long-legged Mac-daddy.
https://youtu.be/5b-sqp3k8mw

"Millions of Chicagoans are pouring into Canada 'We are fleeing violence.'"

I mean, Canada would probably allow them in. <:really:453005408064241674>

Esp if they are Somali or some other POC

Our side needs to do specials on rock injuries, molotov injuries, etc. It's absurd that the police/soldiers should have to endure that threat

^^^^

genius

Canada rejected Americans who tried to move there because Trump won so...

America could really take a page from Canada's handbook!

Lowkey like if we send the Chicago blacks to Canada, thatd be interesting. Not that I wish that on Canada.

That is the only time I will ever say that.

@missliterallywho Yeah, but they have allowed thousands of blacks over the border since Trump was elected.

*Here's your full padded suit, this should stop the objects being thrown at you from killing or maming you--and you better not respond!* is the worst thing ever

They are simply fleeing to Canada for more gibs.

We could also upload a heartbreaking picture of a girl who was hit by a rock.

Chriaq Flyering campaign "free 40s and no need to work, come to Canada!"
2 years later, Chicago is a thriving, safe city once again.

Genius.

Wait, unless all the hwites leave.

*gulp*

NAh, it would gentrify the crap out of that city in no time.

all those "diversity loving liberals" would flock in once the diversity leaves.

stones and rocks shatter glass, break equipment, and badly injure people. The idea that stones and rocks are "acceptable" to throw in protest needs to be purged from people's minds

Was it ever really acceptable though?

It's tolerated, so I'd say it is

From July, some hispanic did this

Plenty of teargassed/maced Antifa would beg to differ. <:teehee:381917632359563264>

Tear gas is less lethal than rocks, though

People always think that every cop at a demonstration has the full riot gear and helmet set up on

did you see the footage of the Antifa getting nailed in the nuts with a teargas canister? 😂

Oh yeah, pepper balls

that's my idea of comedy tbh

i'd rather not have the footage cause it didn't happen, but if it's gonna...i love me some antifa in fetal positions.

Just saw on TDS that black approval of Trump is at 36%. The Kanye maneuver worked 😳 <:galaxybrain:366743669484683264>

Kanye denounced the whole thing as being used though.

@Flint cool profile picture. Is there more art like that?

#CrusaderWave

yep

@Asatru Artist - MD Yeah, but the impact remains...

Great, now I have to share the Trump Train with blacks? I stopped working in DC for that very reason. <:really:453005408064241674>

<:teehee:381917632359563264>

Absolutely no way Trump's black approval is above 15%

@Asatru Artist - MD Nah, I have to think that there isn't anything behind it in terms of willingness to compromise on anything substantive. Just playing the game.

@TMatthews I would've thought even less...

IMO the Candace Owens effect will peak at some point..

Crowder has been pushing the "muh based blacks" hard lately too.

He's had a few on his show.

No doubt, but they need to draw as many of them away from the Dems as possible, even if they don't vote at all.

I like the take that the based blacks thing is just meant to keep them from voting at all.

@Asatru Artist - MD Yeah. Tucker, too.

Looking at my local polling station, doesn't seem to be working

@Nerv - VA I have to think that that's the calculation in the minds of Stephen Miller-tier personalities.

@Flint Doesn't help when your state's half-black... 😑

Hahahaha

This may be unpopular but I respect Stephen miller.

And Mexicans are moving in. And pajeets. And Arabs. And Koreans.

Atlanta is barely different from Los Angeles at this point

@Sam Anderson is he live now?

Yeah bro

@Nerv - VA Yup. I respect sharks and chainsaws, too.

@Bjorn - MD We have no room to talk when it comes to half black states... <:sad:366743316475281408>

Nope 😑

It was coming from a place of bitter experience...

Happy friday brothers

Beer and baked potato night, fam

Been on a baked potato kick lately, probably my new favorite food

Make a bunch, put 'em in the refrigerator for whenever I want one...