Offering ribs is technically a blood sacrifice

She’s going to become triple Eve

Are our ribs compatible with theirs?

Oh here @Jacob

Semitic Ribs

Worst BBQ restaurant

He’s even polish

One study found 20% of 65 year olds who broke ribs died soon after

Perfect! @ophiuchus

Lmao I appreciate you fixing that context

Yeah. Timing was off by a second

That’s because old people are weird. They’re right as rain one week, then they fall in the shower, and then in another 3 days they’re dead.

Bizarre.

But, you know, Ibid.

homeostasis

RIP old people

@ophiuchus okay he can play me

Cool I get Julie Andrews then

IE musical

*15 Identitarian Activists You Didn't Know Were Slavic*

1. Jacob - WA

Brad Pitt would play the father of the first IE baby, but idk who'd play the mother

With such memorable numbers as *Rule 4 Violation,* *Stop hot micing,* and *K.O.B.A*

Team Jen

Wait, is my name pronounced "Jacob Double You Aye" or "Jacob Waa"?

@missliterallywho Elizabeth Warren

WAH

Liv Tyler

@YourFundamentalTheorum are you implying I look like Fauxcahontas

@missliterallywho no, but that's what SJWs think

You clearly look like a bunch of autumnal trees

Best look🍁 🍂

And Hollywood is making the movie so

I want to be played by an ineffable abstract zodiac symbol

Can I play the sidekick of the main sidekick?

I want to be played by an attractive yet mysterious figure in a hooded robe

if you wanna be in the IE movie and you just joined you better do something *really* notable by the time we all get famous

If my opsec keeps up then I will be unknown to the movie's creators.

@Jacob you are assuming the critical plot points have already occurred

Tfw already famous for getting married and having a baby 😎

I'm famous by virtue of being the only hooded figure in IE