Message from @ophiuchus

Discord ID: 510269861042061332


2018-11-09 01:45:31 UTC  

Also the weird orange alien chick from the fifth element

2018-11-09 01:46:05 UTC  

That's not creepy at all.

2018-11-09 01:46:12 UTC  

Phew, I think she'll make it.

2018-11-09 01:46:30 UTC  

There’s nothing you do to fix broken ribs

2018-11-09 01:46:43 UTC  

You just kinda. Don’t do anything strenuous and they fix themselves

2018-11-09 01:46:49 UTC  

I think a lot of transgender people want their ribs removed and are trying to find a free way to do it.

2018-11-09 01:46:50 UTC  

Offering ribs is technically a blood sacrifice

2018-11-09 01:47:03 UTC  

She’s going to become triple Eve

2018-11-09 01:48:10 UTC  

Are our ribs compatible with theirs?

2018-11-09 01:48:34 UTC  

Oh here @Jacob

2018-11-09 01:48:36 UTC  

Semitic Ribs

2018-11-09 01:48:49 UTC  

Worst BBQ restaurant

2018-11-09 01:49:03 UTC  

He’s even polish

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/481597551272001546/510269558091677696/image0.png

2018-11-09 01:49:07 UTC  

One study found 20% of 65 year olds who broke ribs died soon after

2018-11-09 01:49:13 UTC  

Perfect! @ophiuchus

2018-11-09 01:49:45 UTC  

Lmao I appreciate you fixing that context

2018-11-09 01:50:04 UTC  

Yeah. Timing was off by a second

2018-11-09 01:50:11 UTC  

That’s because old people are weird. They’re right as rain one week, then they fall in the shower, and then in another 3 days they’re dead.

2018-11-09 01:50:15 UTC  

Bizarre.

2018-11-09 01:50:18 UTC  

But, you know, Ibid.

2018-11-09 01:50:23 UTC  

homeostasis

2018-11-09 01:50:48 UTC  

RIP old people

2018-11-09 01:51:15 UTC  

@ophiuchus okay he can play me

2018-11-09 01:51:31 UTC  

Cool I get Julie Andrews then

2018-11-09 01:51:42 UTC  

IE musical

2018-11-09 01:51:49 UTC  

*15 Identitarian Activists You Didn't Know Were Slavic*

2018-11-09 01:51:59 UTC  

1. Jacob - WA

2018-11-09 01:52:45 UTC  

Brad Pitt would play the father of the first IE baby, but idk who'd play the mother

2018-11-09 01:52:53 UTC  

With such memorable numbers as *Rule 4 Violation,* *Stop hot micing,* and *K.O.B.A*

2018-11-09 01:53:07 UTC  

Team Jen

2018-11-09 01:53:29 UTC  

Wait, is my name pronounced "Jacob Double You Aye" or "Jacob Waa"?

2018-11-09 01:53:40 UTC  

@missliterallywho Elizabeth Warren

2018-11-09 01:53:43 UTC  

WAH

2018-11-09 01:53:56 UTC  

Liv Tyler

2018-11-09 01:54:17 UTC  

@YourFundamentalTheorum are you implying I look like Fauxcahontas

2018-11-09 01:54:35 UTC  

@missliterallywho no, but that's what SJWs think

2018-11-09 01:54:35 UTC  

You clearly look like a bunch of autumnal trees

2018-11-09 01:54:52 UTC  

Best look🍁 🍂

2018-11-09 01:54:55 UTC  

And Hollywood is making the movie so