IE musical

*15 Identitarian Activists You Didn't Know Were Slavic*

1. Jacob - WA

Brad Pitt would play the father of the first IE baby, but idk who'd play the mother

With such memorable numbers as *Rule 4 Violation,* *Stop hot micing,* and *K.O.B.A*

Team Jen

Wait, is my name pronounced "Jacob Double You Aye" or "Jacob Waa"?

@missliterallywho Elizabeth Warren

WAH

Liv Tyler

@YourFundamentalTheorum are you implying I look like Fauxcahontas

@missliterallywho no, but that's what SJWs think

You clearly look like a bunch of autumnal trees

Best look🍁 🍂

And Hollywood is making the movie so

I want to be played by an ineffable abstract zodiac symbol

Can I play the sidekick of the main sidekick?

I want to be played by an attractive yet mysterious figure in a hooded robe

if you wanna be in the IE movie and you just joined you better do something *really* notable by the time we all get famous

If my opsec keeps up then I will be unknown to the movie's creators.

@Jacob you are assuming the critical plot points have already occurred

Tfw already famous for getting married and having a baby 😎

I'm famous by virtue of being the only hooded figure in IE

The Eli story arc will be weird

Who wants to be famous to normies though, no thank you

@Wood-Ape - OK/MN it’s cool we’ll have an IE movie trilogy

@ophiuchus just make it a montage

@ophiuchus I've never heard of anyone named Eli before in my entire life

@Salo Saloson IE should be the topic of an assassins creed game

We’re currently living in IE 1: The Sun Rises in the West

Catch me deep-diving into my ancestor's memories

Boutta hit a fat Nae Nae in the Akashic records

@Salo Saloson what's your artifact? An IE pin

And Abstergo is actually AIPAC

We’d have to rename Abstergo to Aspergo

Until the Patrick Casey era, all other IE was our awkward teenage phase. We adults now. We Identitarians now.

White man, you are grown up now. Yuo must choose now

Between autistic WN1.0

And Identitarianism

run back the clock to when I first got WOKE and I'd be pretty much the same as I am now

ya'll need to step up your game