Message from @ophiuchus
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Are our ribs compatible with theirs?
Semitic Ribs
Worst BBQ restaurant
He’s even polish
One study found 20% of 65 year olds who broke ribs died soon after
Perfect! @ophiuchus
Lmao I appreciate you fixing that context
Yeah. Timing was off by a second
That’s because old people are weird. They’re right as rain one week, then they fall in the shower, and then in another 3 days they’re dead.
Bizarre.
But, you know, Ibid.
homeostasis
RIP old people
@ophiuchus okay he can play me
Cool I get Julie Andrews then
IE musical
*15 Identitarian Activists You Didn't Know Were Slavic*
1. Jacob - WA
Brad Pitt would play the father of the first IE baby, but idk who'd play the mother
Team Jen
Wait, is my name pronounced "Jacob Double You Aye" or "Jacob Waa"?
@missliterallywho Elizabeth Warren
WAH
Liv Tyler
@YourFundamentalTheorum are you implying I look like Fauxcahontas
@missliterallywho no, but that's what SJWs think
You clearly look like a bunch of autumnal trees
Best look🍁 🍂
And Hollywood is making the movie so
I want to be played by an ineffable abstract zodiac symbol
Can I play the sidekick of the main sidekick?
I want to be played by an attractive yet mysterious figure in a hooded robe
if you wanna be in the IE movie and you just joined you better do something *really* notable by the time we all get famous
If my opsec keeps up then I will be unknown to the movie's creators.
@Jacob you are assuming the critical plot points have already occurred
Tfw already famous for getting married and having a baby 😎
I'm famous by virtue of being the only hooded figure in IE
The Eli story arc will be weird
Who wants to be famous to normies though, no thank you