Message from @ophiuchus
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Fun fact: Antifa jumped me while I was trying to help two Hispanics. Not making that up.
da real raysists
@ThisIsChris ages 30-49
Cut from violent antifa attack to show Dinesh mournfully shaking his head while enya plays
Who will play you, @Jacob ?
John Malkovich
Hmmm
You have to name a Slavic actor
I can’t think of a single one.
I’ve only got John Malkovich (who might be Jewish idk) and Mila Jovovich
Who was the girl from the resident evil movies
Also the weird orange alien chick from the fifth element
That's not creepy at all.
Phew, I think she'll make it.
There’s nothing you do to fix broken ribs
You just kinda. Don’t do anything strenuous and they fix themselves
I think a lot of transgender people want their ribs removed and are trying to find a free way to do it.
Offering ribs is technically a blood sacrifice
Are our ribs compatible with theirs?
Semitic Ribs
Worst BBQ restaurant
He’s even polish
One study found 20% of 65 year olds who broke ribs died soon after
Perfect! @ophiuchus
Lmao I appreciate you fixing that context
Yeah. Timing was off by a second
That’s because old people are weird. They’re right as rain one week, then they fall in the shower, and then in another 3 days they’re dead.
Bizarre.
But, you know, Ibid.
homeostasis
RIP old people
@ophiuchus okay he can play me
Cool I get Julie Andrews then
IE musical
*15 Identitarian Activists You Didn't Know Were Slavic*
1. Jacob - WA
Brad Pitt would play the father of the first IE baby, but idk who'd play the mother