Cut from violent antifa attack to show Dinesh mournfully shaking his head while enya plays

Who will play you, @Jacob ?

John Malkovich

Hmmm

You have to name a Slavic actor

I can’t think of a single one.

I’ve only got John Malkovich (who might be Jewish idk) and Mila Jovovich

Who was the girl from the resident evil movies

Also the weird orange alien chick from the fifth element

https://www.kansascity.com/news/nation-world/article221343550.html

That's not creepy at all.

Phew, I think she'll make it.

There’s nothing you do to fix broken ribs

You just kinda. Don’t do anything strenuous and they fix themselves

https://www.slavorum.org/15-male-celebrities-you-didnt-know-are-slavic/ 🧐

I think a lot of transgender people want their ribs removed and are trying to find a free way to do it.

Offering ribs is technically a blood sacrifice

She’s going to become triple Eve

Are our ribs compatible with theirs?

Oh here @Jacob

Semitic Ribs

Worst BBQ restaurant

He’s even polish

One study found 20% of 65 year olds who broke ribs died soon after

Perfect! @ophiuchus

Lmao I appreciate you fixing that context

Yeah. Timing was off by a second

That’s because old people are weird. They’re right as rain one week, then they fall in the shower, and then in another 3 days they’re dead.

Bizarre.

But, you know, Ibid.

homeostasis

RIP old people

@ophiuchus okay he can play me

Cool I get Julie Andrews then

IE musical

*15 Identitarian Activists You Didn't Know Were Slavic*

1. Jacob - WA

Brad Pitt would play the father of the first IE baby, but idk who'd play the mother

With such memorable numbers as *Rule 4 Violation,* *Stop hot micing,* and *K.O.B.A*

Team Jen

Wait, is my name pronounced "Jacob Double You Aye" or "Jacob Waa"?