Message from @ophiuchus
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But, you know, Ibid.
homeostasis
RIP old people
@ophiuchus okay he can play me
Cool I get Julie Andrews then
IE musical
*15 Identitarian Activists You Didn't Know Were Slavic*
1. Jacob - WA
Brad Pitt would play the father of the first IE baby, but idk who'd play the mother
With such memorable numbers as *Rule 4 Violation,* *Stop hot micing,* and *K.O.B.A*
Team Jen
Wait, is my name pronounced "Jacob Double You Aye" or "Jacob Waa"?
@missliterallywho Elizabeth Warren
WAH
Liv Tyler
@YourFundamentalTheorum are you implying I look like Fauxcahontas
@missliterallywho no, but that's what SJWs think
You clearly look like a bunch of autumnal trees
Best look🍁 🍂
And Hollywood is making the movie so
Can I play the sidekick of the main sidekick?
I want to be played by an attractive yet mysterious figure in a hooded robe
if you wanna be in the IE movie and you just joined you better do something *really* notable by the time we all get famous
If my opsec keeps up then I will be unknown to the movie's creators.
@Jacob you are assuming the critical plot points have already occurred
Tfw already famous for getting married and having a baby 😎
I'm famous by virtue of being the only hooded figure in IE
The Eli story arc will be weird
Who wants to be famous to normies though, no thank you
@Wood-Ape - OK/MN it’s cool we’ll have an IE movie trilogy
@ophiuchus just make it a montage
@ophiuchus I've never heard of anyone named Eli before in my entire life
@Salo Saloson IE should be the topic of an assassins creed game
We’re currently living in IE 1: The Sun Rises in the West
Catch me deep-diving into my ancestor's memories
Boutta hit a fat Nae Nae in the Akashic records
@Salo Saloson what's your artifact? An IE pin
And Abstergo is actually AIPAC
We’d have to rename Abstergo to Aspergo
Until the Patrick Casey era, all other IE was our awkward teenage phase. We adults now. We Identitarians now.