Who wants to start a group chat to compare dick pics

I hope you all have a productive day

Will I give a clue beady?

Go ahead lol

i need to stretch first

As long as it drives banjod insane

Everyone post their dicks in NSFW real quick

We gotta verify these claims

Budget anakin skywalker looking ass

I've been snipped<:horrified:603092309307031560>

BRUH

So no

ok goodnight everyone

That's my clue banjod

stop being gay

have I even seen the guy?

lol

how can I know if I havne't seen hjis doxx?

Just google elephant penis

Prob not

that's mine

But perhaps I called him this befoey

this is not a clue

because I can't even figure it ou

<:kraut:389881471881576448>

it's etienne

isn't it?

I'm gonna walk to the bus station

Gbye

<:impotentrage:552803856535257090>

your mother is gey

@Banjod would make sense with the trudeau pic

yep

```Jelqing

The latinized name "jelqing" is the corrupt form derived from the Persian jalq zadan (جلق زدن), jalq meaning "to masturbate" followed by an auxiliary verb zadan meaning "to strike, hit or throb". Performed on the halfway tumescent penis, jelqing is a manual manipulation of simultaneous squeezing and stroking the shaft from base to corona. Also called "milking",[21] the technique has ancient Arab origins.[22] Despite many anecdotal reports of success, medical evidence is absent.[23] Journalists have dismissed the method as biologically implausible,[24] or even impossible, albeit unlikely to seriously damage the penis.[25] Still, if done excessively or harshly, jelqing could conceivably cause ruptures, scarring, disfigurement, and desensitization.[23][24] ```

but he claims to live in europe

unless he's just lying

I claimed to live in a European country

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC548174/

yes, claimed..

https://gfycat.com/SparseOrganicJanenschia

Beady is a jew

wtf

Weed Shredder

Wedder

how much have I spoken to this person then

hwo do you know..

maybe beady is new

Mods, when do you get a promotion from "Outliners"?

...

lol

outliners

doing some outlining

I lied

about

fasdfas

df

asd

fas

df

what is expressed genes

@Hector Respectable Procreator is 6 months
Outliers is 3m

how you get that one

About going to the bus station

I have not seen Considering Objectivism after awhile.

Expressed genes means you VC

Thanks

🅱rocreator

bruh im 6 months

I have been vcing

gib role

check search

I'm outside the shop on their WiFi

<:honkpilled:558686758875824130>

hector come vc

Bus stops have wifi in Ireland?

wtf

It is 2 Am right now. Give me a bit to find a spot

still waiting for confirmed 🇫🇮 role, how about it @Banjod do a solid for your neighbors

lmao

spqr left channel when I joined

imagine my shock

sheeiiit. My chat history has been erased

i've been here 6 months tho

@Smoke I can't search it because server got nuked, str3tch has the numbers somewhere

rip

talk about your benis

fuggit

I'll gib

it's a woman

talk about your benis

only way to get role

i need to know

I'm gonna say it if I get mod

@Smoke you already have 6m role

🅱enis

😂

ys

oh ya lol @Deleted User

<:autistic:435640902224969729>

I think it's automatic

how you get terminally differentiated?

lunch time 🍖

🍖 🍖 🍖

i gave you role

@Smoke 1 year

b

r

u

h

it's me

I never said that lol

wot

Maybe i will make a banjod bot

You didn't hear anything

someone deleted my line <:steflol:561214382181318656>

you can't make what already exist

i am organic

i can only be programmed once

a hitler bot would be cool

i don't think jf would allow it tho

@Segregatörr sorry lol
I leaked sensitive info and your comment was context

That sensitive info was burned to my retinas

get his benis out of your mind

What will you give me for not releasing it

Looks like I have to delete you as well
<:honkpilled:558686758875824130> <:ancap:387800631525638144>

nothing

🙏 🙏 🙏

will just deny it til the end

Is Beady under the Sun?

Eh

Does Beady live under the Sun?

Now Im on the bus and I will not reveal beady identity <:kraut:389881471881576448>

Everyone lives under the sun

Not me, I live in a cave

I'm Osama Bin Laden

CIA fucking lying, I ain't dead

Nothing under the Sun is new

You still under the sun for most of the day

So Beady isn't new

Wow great insights

There's no directions in zero gravity<:impotentrage:552803856535257090>

ty

Which is why I said most of the day

I ate hazlenut spread and toast on an empty stomach and now I feel unwell 😖

>Nutella
Beady is an American larping as a Europoid

unless al lied

It's not nutella

You are lactose intolerant

he's a north african living in ireland

Although I'm pretty sure nutella is sold in Europe

Or gluten intolerant

I drink milk and eat bread all the time

I eat Vegemite every morning mate

Aka non white like me <:laughsinfrench:396535844934123523>

The spread expired in August so it might be that

Kek

Mmm preservatives

What happens when you drink milk?

Hey banjod

Try my lifting routine

I am big brain

Push /pull and then legs every day

<:laughsinfrench:396535844934123523>

Imagine training once or twice a week

Smol brain gymlets

ye 4 days is minimum

I mean frequency for a body part

i work out every other day

But how

3 hours every day

full body

Good

That's no good

Lol

no good at all

Why not

You aren't giving enough recovery time

no time to rest

Do upper body

Lol

rest next day

legs

rest next day

Upper body

etc

do cardio on rest days

yeah

Just adjust volume to recover

I think after over 10 years of lifting I would know my recovery needs..

Arms
Legs
Arms
Legs
Cardio
Take weekend off

Same volume higher frequency = more gains

or dont do cardio at all

Recovery is a lie

Work out everyday

All day

24/7

4 sets of 10 is a lie

1 set till failure

arms
cardio
legs
cardio
chest and back
cardio
cardio

train yourself to walk in sleep

What

then work out in sleep

@Banjod you aren't growing any more

why tf did I just bulk

Be a chad like me

fat

i bulked to get fat?

1 set till failure doesn't work

you just got fat

It's not enough volume

ok

but when I gained size

I worked out every other day

@Leaf he eats a whole 300cals / day

You realise thah 10 reps is to failure you're just lifting to light

@Banjod fat gains come easy

do 1-5 reps per set

sometimes I've worked out every day

You also get stronger when you get fat

btw

some periods

Don't be deceived

Most of us have probably been working out since high school
Whatever you do you probably know it works for you by now

Muscular with 20% fat is peak strength

lets see, i'v been working out for almost 15 years

and you don't think I know my body enough?

this is absurd

I've been working out 17 years

I know more therefore

ok

how much do you deadlift then..

500lbs

there is no way

Kekekkekeke

I know how to workout better

And recover

you don't

I just proved it

17 years

500lbs

Mmw was eating 1600 calories and spews bro stuff

Post a video pls

gets degenerative disk disease at age 33

some days I eat 5000

ok

but I don't believe you

You mix it up

because you're wrong abou thtis

so i don't see how you could possibly manage that