Message from @ALternativeToLife

Discord ID: 634651065278529536


2019-10-18 07:15:54 UTC  

Good morning

2019-10-18 07:15:55 UTC  

for love's sake

2019-10-18 07:15:58 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/634367565304561675/634650866527240194/unknown.png

2019-10-18 07:15:59 UTC  

to keep up my charade

2019-10-18 07:16:02 UTC  

Unless your penis is 8x6 you are perma-incel

2019-10-18 07:16:02 UTC  

just dm him it

2019-10-18 07:16:02 UTC  

Who wants to start a group chat to compare dick pics

2019-10-18 07:16:05 UTC  

I hope you all have a productive day

2019-10-18 07:16:07 UTC  

Will I give a clue beady?

2019-10-18 07:16:07 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/634367565304561675/634650908755492864/60901408_350076152531736_1270022885989154816_n.mp4

2019-10-18 07:16:13 UTC  

Go ahead lol

2019-10-18 07:16:17 UTC  

i need to stretch first

2019-10-18 07:16:21 UTC  

As long as it drives banjod insane

2019-10-18 07:16:24 UTC  

Everyone post their dicks in NSFW real quick

2019-10-18 07:16:29 UTC  

We gotta verify these claims

2019-10-18 07:16:36 UTC  

Budget anakin skywalker looking ass

2019-10-18 07:16:38 UTC  

I've been snipped<:horrified:603092309307031560>

2019-10-18 07:16:41 UTC  

BRUH

2019-10-18 07:16:43 UTC  

So no

2019-10-18 07:16:45 UTC  

ok goodnight everyone

2019-10-18 07:16:45 UTC  

That's my clue banjod

2019-10-18 07:16:48 UTC  

stop being gay

2019-10-18 07:16:51 UTC  

have I even seen the guy?

2019-10-18 07:16:51 UTC  

lol

2019-10-18 07:16:58 UTC  

how can I know if I havne't seen hjis doxx?

2019-10-18 07:16:59 UTC  

Just google elephant penis

2019-10-18 07:17:02 UTC  

Prob not

2019-10-18 07:17:03 UTC  

that's mine

2019-10-18 07:17:13 UTC  

But perhaps I called him this befoey

2019-10-18 07:17:23 UTC  

this is not a clue

2019-10-18 07:17:30 UTC  

because I can't even figure it ou

2019-10-18 07:17:36 UTC  

<:kraut:389881471881576448>

2019-10-18 07:17:44 UTC  

it's etienne

2019-10-18 07:17:46 UTC  

isn't it?

2019-10-18 07:17:52 UTC  

I'm gonna walk to the bus station

2019-10-18 07:17:56 UTC  

Gbye

2019-10-18 07:18:01 UTC  

<:impotentrage:552803856535257090>

2019-10-18 07:18:03 UTC  

your mother is gey

2019-10-18 07:18:18 UTC  

@Banjod would make sense with the trudeau pic

2019-10-18 07:18:24 UTC  

yep

2019-10-18 07:18:32 UTC  

```Jelqing

The latinized name "jelqing" is the corrupt form derived from the Persian jalq zadan (جلق زدن), jalq meaning "to masturbate" followed by an auxiliary verb zadan meaning "to strike, hit or throb". Performed on the halfway tumescent penis, jelqing is a manual manipulation of simultaneous squeezing and stroking the shaft from base to corona. Also called "milking",[21] the technique has ancient Arab origins.[22] Despite many anecdotal reports of success, medical evidence is absent.[23] Journalists have dismissed the method as biologically implausible,[24] or even impossible, albeit unlikely to seriously damage the penis.[25] Still, if done excessively or harshly, jelqing could conceivably cause ruptures, scarring, disfigurement, and desensitization.[23][24] ```