Message from @ophiuchus
Discord ID: 510268671315148800
and like scary music and everything
Scalding hot general tso’s chicken thrown on your flesh, scarring you for life
make it look like I almost died
it would be phenomenal propaganda
@ThisIsChris I dunno, slippery slope, then we have to allow grown men to identify as 6 year old girls
Your chest has an intricate Lo Mein burn pattern because of the fearsome China Moon Number 5 antifa gang
@missliterallywho then those weirdos can’t vote!
@missliterallywho maybe we could set up acceptable ages to identify as. 49 is actually perfect because too old for kids related things but too young for any benefits.
@Deleted User ah, you're right! <:usinnoodle:420778112226164736>
Fun fact: Antifa jumped me while I was trying to help two Hispanics. Not making that up.
da real raysists
@ThisIsChris ages 30-49
Cut from violent antifa attack to show Dinesh mournfully shaking his head while enya plays
Who will play you, @Jacob ?
John Malkovich
Hmmm
You have to name a Slavic actor
I can’t think of a single one.
I’ve only got John Malkovich (who might be Jewish idk) and Mila Jovovich
Who was the girl from the resident evil movies
That's not creepy at all.
Phew, I think she'll make it.
There’s nothing you do to fix broken ribs
You just kinda. Don’t do anything strenuous and they fix themselves
I think a lot of transgender people want their ribs removed and are trying to find a free way to do it.
Offering ribs is technically a blood sacrifice
She’s going to become triple Eve
Are our ribs compatible with theirs?
Semitic Ribs
Worst BBQ restaurant
He’s even polish
One study found 20% of 65 year olds who broke ribs died soon after
Perfect! @ophiuchus
Lmao I appreciate you fixing that context
Yeah. Timing was off by a second
That’s because old people are weird. They’re right as rain one week, then they fall in the shower, and then in another 3 days they’re dead.
Bizarre.