Message from @Jacob
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It actually wasn't fun at the time. She brought a bunch of friends from her communism club (some hug the earth thing) to the math club elections to vote me out. We didn't have membership requirements for voting because it all was congenial until then.
Trans-ageism is now a thing so I now identify as perpetually 27 forever
Dafuq?
Please don’t make me remember that crazy Canadian guy who thinks he’s a 6 year old girl
Very progressive of you. Physics, Biology, and Time are all just social constructs you bigots! Listen to @missliterallywho
@ophiuchus There's a 69 year old Danish guy who wants to be legally 49
@missliterallywho wouldn't he lose social security then?
It would help him in online dating he says
That’s. Weirdly specific
Also senior citizen discounts
@ThisIsChris he said he'd give up his pension
Ok can I be legally 65 then
So the best of both worlds?
Where’s my social security
He looks pretty young actually
Yeah exactly I identify as retirement aged
GET PUMPED! ⛰ <:deye:359010025223618570>
@missliterallywho if he wants to give up his pension and only wants to go to 49... I guess I'm ok with that
They should have the scene where I assaulted by Antifa in the IE movie. But instead of me just getting some slight scratches like what happened in real life, it should be way over dramatized and I could have flashbacks to it when I'm about to win my election campaign. This would be a great movie. @ophiuchus
Scalding hot general tso’s chicken thrown on your flesh, scarring you for life
make it look like I almost died
it would be phenomenal propaganda
@ThisIsChris I dunno, slippery slope, then we have to allow grown men to identify as 6 year old girls
Your chest has an intricate Lo Mein burn pattern because of the fearsome China Moon Number 5 antifa gang
@missliterallywho then those weirdos can’t vote!
@missliterallywho maybe we could set up acceptable ages to identify as. 49 is actually perfect because too old for kids related things but too young for any benefits.
@Deleted User ah, you're right! <:usinnoodle:420778112226164736>
Fun fact: Antifa jumped me while I was trying to help two Hispanics. Not making that up.
da real raysists
@ThisIsChris ages 30-49
Cut from violent antifa attack to show Dinesh mournfully shaking his head while enya plays
Who will play you, @Jacob ?
John Malkovich
Hmmm
You have to name a Slavic actor
I can’t think of a single one.
I’ve only got John Malkovich (who might be Jewish idk) and Mila Jovovich
Who was the girl from the resident evil movies
Also the weird orange alien chick from the fifth element