aSafeLobotomy

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!agree

Being from Ireland, they made us vote twice. It's not a case of allowing, it's a case of being trained to answer correctly

COOOOOOOOOOBRRAAAAA!

We're well well passed a revolution. Just waiting for the inevitible collapse; I have a 15 pack of crisps and a multipack of Twix in my shed in preperation

2018-07-06 23:35:40 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Not safe for life

2018-07-06 23:38:59 UTC [Sparta #general]  

"There is a fifth dimension beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, and it lies between the pit of manโ€™s fears, and the summit of his knowledge. This is the dimension of imagination. It is an area which we call ... The Pony Space.

2018-07-06 23:44:19 UTC [Sparta #general]  

-_- fucking links

2018-07-06 23:44:48 UTC [Sparta #general]  

You get the idea......:P

2018-07-06 23:44:55 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Hahaha

2018-07-06 23:49:43 UTC [Sparta #general]  

@meratrix get Dominos pizza to pop around with a few buckets of cement and a cheese pizza. If they don't fix it in 30 mins or less then you get your next road free

2018-07-06 23:51:26 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Hahaha Libertarianism at work

2018-07-06 23:52:50 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Tires and suspension, no guarantee that they'll even spend the road tax on roads

2018-07-06 23:56:55 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Just walk in, sit down on the ground and start picking off other people's plates and when you're told to leave hide under the tables

2018-07-09 10:21:41 UTC [Sparta #general]  

What happened to Action Man? That's what I want to know.

2018-07-09 10:22:59 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Pfft, what a shame. When he was just a chap with 1 grenade, a pistol and a pair of velcro pants

2018-07-09 10:24:08 UTC [Sparta #general]  

That is how you let Dr. X win

2018-07-09 10:27:27 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Kill them with kindness, stab them with words

2018-07-09 10:27:54 UTC [Sparta #general]  

My semi-automatic rhetoric

2018-07-09 10:29:05 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Reading Twitter, I'm not sure if thats still the case

2018-07-09 10:33:13 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Potato peelers for everyone. As an Irishman I find it highly offensive they would class this as a deadly weapon. It's our national weapon

2018-07-09 10:34:22 UTC [Sparta #general]  

How many potatos does it take to kill an Irishman?

2018-07-09 10:34:24 UTC [Sparta #general]  

None

2018-07-09 10:35:32 UTC [Sparta #general]  

We have potcheen, much better

2018-07-09 10:35:50 UTC [Sparta #general]  

And thats made from potatos

2018-07-09 10:36:16 UTC [Sparta #general]  

PO-TAY-TOE

2018-07-09 10:36:59 UTC [Sparta #general]  

My nan makes a great stew. In Ireland we have two types. Brown and White Stew.

2018-07-09 10:38:37 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Yeah, just look at Mr. Tatyo

2018-07-09 10:39:13 UTC [Sparta #general]  

We have a park for potatos

2018-07-09 10:39:42 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Just extra insurance against the next famine

2018-07-09 10:41:56 UTC [Sparta #general]  

I blame primordial soup for the extistence of gender. Fucking prehistory

2018-07-09 10:42:30 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Social is a gender contrust. Contrust is a gender social.

2018-07-09 10:43:07 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Trans is the equivilent of /reroll

2018-07-09 10:44:36 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Hahaha

2018-07-09 10:45:00 UTC [Sparta #general]  

I'm Paladin gendered

!rank

2018-07-09 10:51:04 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Well it's not out of the realm of possibilities. We have a fantastic black community, they actually get on fantastically over here.....I say that as a white reccluse

2018-07-09 10:52:01 UTC [Sparta #general]  

But I've never seen any #blacklivesmatter shit over here, they run businesses, they intigrate brilliantly and are a lot like Irish people anyway ๐Ÿ˜„

2018-07-09 10:52:07 UTC [Sparta #general]  

I have fantastic plumage

2018-07-09 10:52:48 UTC [Sparta #general]  

^this

2018-07-09 10:52:54 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Imma need a tshirt with that on it

2018-07-09 10:53:17 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Those are called Roosters

2018-07-09 10:53:34 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Rooster potatoes are nasty

2018-07-09 10:53:42 UTC [Sparta #general]  

New potatoes are much better

2018-07-09 10:55:22 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Marching under the banner of Mr. Tayto

2018-07-09 10:56:03 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Then you get the #MashLivesMatters guys

2018-07-09 10:57:04 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Non-Binary Root Vegtablers

2018-07-09 10:57:33 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Holy shit.....this is actually too good not to do now

2018-07-09 10:57:57 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Such Mash-andry

2018-07-09 10:58:44 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Premier Potato Gratin

2018-07-09 10:59:30 UTC [Sparta #general]  

It takes someone from a neutral country to come in and unite everyone

2018-07-09 11:00:39 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Trick question

2018-07-09 11:05:19 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Yeah, where are the gay guys on this for Trans-men?

2018-07-09 11:13:20 UTC [Sparta #general]  

If you have to ask....

2018-07-09 11:14:56 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Has anyone seen Look Who's Back? on Netflix? Watched it last night; don't think I've laughed so much at a modern comedy since PMQs

2018-07-09 11:15:41 UTC [Sparta #general]  

"Oi, m8. You got a licence for that penis?"

2018-07-09 11:16:39 UTC [Sparta #general]  

I think it is one of the best things I've ever seen. Have the book, I.....I actually cannot believe that this was made in these modern times

2018-07-09 11:18:06 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Dick in a box

2018-07-09 11:18:44 UTC [Sparta #general]  

It's both erect and flaccid at the same time

2018-07-09 11:20:33 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Its....for science

2018-07-09 11:21:53 UTC [Sparta #general]  

I'd run that gauntlet

2018-07-09 11:22:23 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Genitals for some, miniture american flags for others

2018-07-09 11:24:48 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Sounds a little too socialist for my liking... ๐Ÿ˜›

2018-07-09 11:31:39 UTC [Sparta #general]  

โค Fight for your right to mash!

2018-07-09 11:31:57 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Potatoes are people too

2018-07-09 11:32:03 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Nighty night!

2018-07-09 12:24:45 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Ireland

2018-07-09 14:01:54 UTC [Sparta #general]  

If admit that man made global warming exists will the global elite turn off the sun because this is fucking unreal heat. My body is becoming liquid

2018-07-09 14:07:54 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Paddyland is now Australia. All the students that fucked off during the recession will start coming back before you know it

2018-07-09 14:14:31 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Boris is gone lads! Grab your popcorn and settle in for the shitshow

2018-07-09 14:19:08 UTC [Sparta #general]  

My pale mick skin can't deal with heat over 10 degrees

2018-07-09 14:29:01 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Just seen that! Didn't notice it was from CNN though. Even better

2018-07-09 14:29:52 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Well done to this Hispanics tho! Nice big dip for them

2018-07-09 14:30:45 UTC [Sparta #general]  

@Deleted User ....we're still talking about celsius right? ๐Ÿ˜›

2018-07-09 14:31:40 UTC [Sparta #general]  

18 is good, 18 is acceptable. 23 is just too much.

Absolute self promo right there

2018-07-09 14:34:12 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Dear lord. I hear we'll have this until August. And within a week it'll drop to winter weather and I'll be crying for the heat again

2018-07-09 14:35:23 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Yeah but....naked is the best

2018-07-09 14:36:37 UTC [Sparta #general]  

I am decended from a race of boggers, the sun is not our friend

2018-07-09 14:36:44 UTC [Sparta #general]  

O_O

2018-07-09 14:37:57 UTC [Sparta #general]  

My cousin used to live in Darwin in Oz, 40c+. I don't think I could fathom it

2018-07-09 14:39:04 UTC [Sparta #general]  

How do people live in that sort of heat? No wonder they're always angry in the middle east

2018-07-09 14:39:53 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Nothing to do with geo-politics. It's actually just the heat

2018-07-09 14:40:14 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Haha DAMN YOU RA!!!!!

2018-07-09 14:41:17 UTC [Sparta #general]  

And then forces his women to wear completely black overalls all the time?! What kind of monster is this god?!

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