Message from @aSafeLobotomy

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2018-07-09 10:15:55 UTC  

New april

2018-07-09 10:16:07 UTC  

Who got stuck here.

2018-07-09 10:16:10 UTC  

"April O'Neil"

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2018-07-09 10:16:22 UTC  

What an african-american name..

2018-07-09 10:16:41 UTC  

Apriladia Oniqua.

2018-07-09 10:17:01 UTC  

Oniqua reminds me of Oneida silverware.

2018-07-09 10:17:10 UTC  

Up in the purple states.

2018-07-09 10:17:31 UTC  

Recently-purpled states.

2018-07-09 10:17:55 UTC  

Is that his given name, though? Or did he adopt it for publicity purposes?

2018-07-09 10:18:00 UTC  

Oh and John cena is voicing Leo in the new one

2018-07-09 10:18:21 UTC  

Oh jesus. Now I'm imagining an 8 foot tall black April in Globetrotters shorts.

2018-07-09 10:18:39 UTC  

Wasnf there like... a giant duck... and a KC jones hockeyplayer?

2018-07-09 10:19:19 UTC  

Yeah, April could be the progency od Shaq i guess

2018-07-09 10:19:26 UTC  

Duckman was in Ninja Turtles?

2018-07-09 10:19:44 UTC  

Ace Duck

2018-07-09 10:19:48 UTC  

I mean it's believable.

2018-07-09 10:20:27 UTC  

Huh. I must have missed that episode. He doesn't look familiar.

2018-07-09 10:20:56 UTC  

I had an action figure.

2018-07-09 10:21:29 UTC  

Not sure he was common in the show though

2018-07-09 10:21:41 UTC  

What happened to Action Man? That's what I want to know.

2018-07-09 10:22:16 UTC  

I must admit I was rather a fan of the pistol/grenades/jeans and leather jacket look.

2018-07-09 10:22:42 UTC  

are insurance adverts homo now?

2018-07-09 10:22:59 UTC  

Pfft, what a shame. When he was just a chap with 1 grenade, a pistol and a pair of velcro pants

2018-07-09 10:23:02 UTC  

Is that insurance for in case homos break in through your back door?

2018-07-09 10:23:43 UTC  

It's He-Man.

2018-07-09 10:23:46 UTC  

It was always homo.

2018-07-09 10:24:08 UTC  

That is how you let Dr. X win

2018-07-09 10:24:37 UTC  

I'm not sure that would have been more homo even if it had involved trading oral-sex.

2018-07-09 10:25:24 UTC  

Why is Wikileaks partisan now

2018-07-09 10:25:59 UTC  

Trump and his... words... are clearly the biggest threat to journalists worldwide. Not even murdering journalists in Russia or arresting them in Turkey can compare to... the words..

2018-07-09 10:26:51 UTC  

There's nothing that threatens the continued freedom of the press quite like making them prove the shit they talk.

2018-07-09 10:27:03 UTC  

well, words are mighter than the sword :P

2018-07-09 10:27:21 UTC  

Now see, the Turks would disagree.

2018-07-09 10:27:27 UTC  

Kill them with kindness, stab them with words

2018-07-09 10:27:33 UTC  

xD

2018-07-09 10:27:54 UTC  

My semi-automatic rhetoric

2018-07-09 10:27:56 UTC  

The problem with talking about homo things skelator in the same convo is I think of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=De5jItQjT7Q (NSFW)

2018-07-09 10:28:42 UTC  

Can I add that it's hysterical that the phrase "the pen is mightier than the sword" came into being back when illiteracy was still common?