What if they just tuck it, like, *super* hard so that it kind of stuffs up inside a little bit?

I imagine there are a subsection of day-walker gay men who are gay because they prefer masculinity, and despite femininity in all forms.

Yeah, where are the gay guys on this for Trans-men?

Do gays normally burn in the sunlight?

Are you suggesting a new plastic surgery procedure where the stomach is folded and stapled to create a pocket for hiding the jewels?

Daywalkers are passably-straight.

Oh.

And chadhomos who only like chadhomos have few options I would imagine.

Since I think 70+% of the community is effeminate bottoms.

or... thereabouts.

Daywalkers might even be hypermasculine. you might even have a no-homo mancrush on them because of their need to out-hunt and out-fish you, haha

Nothing gayer than fucking a woman.

I mean they fuck dudes, you know?

What if you are fucking a Virgin

Closet case.

She WANTS to fuck dudes.

Well now that's just plain homosexual.

to gay or not to gay

That's what is says on all the old Viennese bathroom walls.

If you have to ask....

Has anyone seen Look Who's Back? on Netflix? Watched it last night; don't think I've laughed so much at a modern comedy since PMQs

"Oi, m8. You got a licence for that penis?"

Schrodinger's bulge.

I watched it here in the Netherlands

Turns out my german was rusty enough I had to rely on the dutch subtitles...

it was halarious.

I think it is one of the best things I've ever seen. Have the book, I.....I actually cannot believe that this was made in these modern times

If you think about it.. from your point of view... the PoV of an individual person not-in-the-know... the bulge of another really is subject to Schrodinger's principles.

Dick in a box

Box in a dick<:high_iq:382980759012638731>

It's both erect and flaccid at the same time

Until it is observed, a crotch is both an innie and an outtie.

And...if reality is the result of observation... then you could be bringing the dick into existence by looking into the bulge.

That poses the question of who is the gay one..

... and on very rare occasions, it may still be both after observation.

if you brought the dick into existence by your willful observation... how gay are you for having done that?

Does your bias affect the outcome in any way?

Its a good question. And if you didn't want it to be there.. and it was... does that mean you hate yourself?

Are you directly warping reality with your need to see a dick?

Its....for science

Is this what Thanos *really* wanted the Infinity Stones for?