Message from @aSafeLobotomy
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Imma need a tshirt with that on it
how about purple potatoes you bigot?
Those are called Roosters
AllPotatoesMatter
sounds like a slur to me
# racist
I thought those were called turnips.
Rooster potatoes are nasty
New potatoes are much better
I think that would make a good parody arguement on Youtube. a GreenPotatoesMatter advocate arguing with an AllPotatoesMatter Advocate, telling them they are racist because what they are really trying to do is diminish the standing of green potatoes.
Marching under the banner of Mr. Tayto
And then the transtaters try to usurp the debate.
At the end, a PurplePotatoesMatter advocate could show up, and they could both agree immediately... that THAT is racist.
Then you get the #MashLivesMatters guys
But they get shot down by someone bringing up that transtater*tot* up in Canadia.
I don't think tots should be transtater until at least age 18
Non-Binary Root Vegtablers
You're not old enough to make a rational tatertransition.
literally the potatoarchy speaking
tatriarchy
Thats right... The Tatriarchy has had it too good... for too long.
Such Mash-andry
I feel like we've accomplished something here this morning.
Which is sad, but I'll take what I can get.
Mash-anthroponents aplenty to be sure.
Pen > sword
Premier Potato Gratin
the shitpost > the angry screaming
the beautiful tragicomic irony of it all is that this would all be lost on the humorless twats is sets out to parody <:pepe_smug:378719408341909506>
Purple Supremacists make me sick though.
It takes someone from a neutral country to come in and unite everyone
Right? where are the asians?
we need them.
They're always hiding.
Look, you no fight, you work peaceably together.
How low a starch content must a potato have for it to no longer be considered green?
Trick question
@Deleted User It's time to clean the floors.
You stop this fighting now or we cut off you hentai.