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really? I would have thought only a rapier or something would be light

but when of them basterdswords looks heavy

i have to check again, but a longsword is really light

I think society would be safer if everyone carried a sword.

never tried to use a rapier, but its probably lighter

People would have to learn to control their anger...

A regular, narrow strip longsword is pretty light. Now a big old broadsword probably weighs a good deal.

I'll stab you good!

And... everyone would be armed to. So, one-man-attacks wouldn't work.

Potato peelers for everyone. As an Irishman I find it highly offensive they would class this as a deadly weapon. It's our national weapon

well... best way to make a society work is to make sure everyone has the same values, which is why multiculture always lead to people fighting each other

I thought that was the broken bottle.

lack of shared values

Is it a weapon though? or a human right? how are you supposed to EAT a potato without a potato peeler?

wash it? :D

You can eat them without peeling, you know

Same as you eat a potato with one.

What if I'm out and about... and come across potatoes that need eating?

Fried.

How many potatos does it take to kill an Irishman?

None

Pfft.

https://youtu.be/9_1TDrwaMOc

maybe you can just use a non-sharp knife with no pointy thing? :D

It's a good thing for the Irish that they weren't introduced to vodka sooner.

If you can find potatoes, you can probably find a stream to wash them in as well

I lived with poor people and ate potatoes multiple times a day ones...

We have potcheen, much better

it felt... awful.

"Do we eat them or do we drink them?"

And thats made from potatos

Ferment them

potato juice? :|

distill the alcohol

boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew....

be Russian <:pepe_smug:378719408341909506>

PO-TAY-TOE

Who the hell is Stew?

its something you eat :D

The guy who shows up at the emergency room at odd hours