Message from @aSafeLobotomy

Discord ID: 465835843832250378


2018-07-09 11:00:52 UTC  

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2018-07-09 11:00:56 UTC  

You stop this fighting now or we cut off you hentai.

2018-07-09 11:01:06 UTC  

*Three days later*

2018-07-09 11:01:09 UTC  

**DrinkingWaters#6931** was cleansed from the server.

2018-07-09 11:01:26 UTC  

Headline: Historical peace talks in new international assembly.

2018-07-09 11:01:36 UTC  

Hentai4Peace

2018-07-09 11:01:54 UTC  

The thing about tentacles is that they bind you together.

2018-07-09 11:01:58 UTC  

Lesbian vs Trans... it was inevitable.

2018-07-09 11:02:07 UTC  

tentacles of peace...

2018-07-09 11:02:13 UTC  

As individuals and as peoples.

2018-07-09 11:02:26 UTC  

but I'm non-Bind-ary

2018-07-09 11:02:32 UTC  

Lesbians are now the oppressors

2018-07-09 11:02:44 UTC  

I have a phobia of being bound

2018-07-09 11:02:45 UTC  

Tentacles will bring peace to the Middle East.

2018-07-09 11:02:46 UTC  

The Mufftriarchy

2018-07-09 11:02:47 UTC  

I prefer to do the binding.

2018-07-09 11:03:04 UTC  

And more than just books.

2018-07-09 11:04:14 UTC  

Certain lesbians are going to be hardcore-actual-feminists... in which case, they will take offense at having donged-women among them in their segregated places.

2018-07-09 11:04:49 UTC  

What if they just tuck it, like, *super* hard so that it kind of stuffs up inside a little bit?

2018-07-09 11:04:58 UTC  

I imagine there are a subsection of day-walker gay men who are gay because they prefer masculinity, and despite femininity in all forms.

2018-07-09 11:05:19 UTC  

Yeah, where are the gay guys on this for Trans-men?

2018-07-09 11:05:28 UTC  

Do gays normally burn in the sunlight?

2018-07-09 11:05:38 UTC  

Are you suggesting a new plastic surgery procedure where the stomach is folded and stapled to create a pocket for hiding the jewels?

2018-07-09 11:05:53 UTC  

Daywalkers are passably-straight.

2018-07-09 11:06:01 UTC  

Oh.

2018-07-09 11:06:12 UTC  

And chadhomos who only like chadhomos have few options I would imagine.

2018-07-09 11:06:26 UTC  

Since I think 70+% of the community is effeminate bottoms.

2018-07-09 11:06:34 UTC  

or... thereabouts.

2018-07-09 11:07:49 UTC  

Daywalkers might even be hypermasculine. you might even have a no-homo mancrush on them because of their need to out-hunt and out-fish you, haha

2018-07-09 11:09:16 UTC  

Nothing gayer than fucking a woman.

2018-07-09 11:09:22 UTC  

I mean they fuck dudes, you know?

2018-07-09 11:09:42 UTC  

What if you are fucking a Virgin

2018-07-09 11:09:50 UTC  

Closet case.

2018-07-09 11:10:09 UTC  

She WANTS to fuck dudes.

2018-07-09 11:10:40 UTC  

Well now that's just plain homosexual.

2018-07-09 11:13:08 UTC  

to gay or not to gay

2018-07-09 11:13:15 UTC  

That's what is says on all the old Viennese bathroom walls.

2018-07-09 11:13:20 UTC  

If you have to ask....

2018-07-09 11:14:56 UTC  

Has anyone seen Look Who's Back? on Netflix? Watched it last night; don't think I've laughed so much at a modern comedy since PMQs

2018-07-09 11:15:41 UTC  

"Oi, m8. You got a licence for that penis?"

2018-07-09 11:15:46 UTC  

Schrodinger's bulge.