Message from @aSafeLobotomy

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2018-07-09 10:50:20 UTC  

Intersectionality is like... Captain Planet's minions..

2018-07-09 10:50:30 UTC  

yup

2018-07-09 10:50:31 UTC  

"when your powers combine..... captain planet"

2018-07-09 10:51:01 UTC  

"By your powers combined you are oppressing me!"

2018-07-09 10:51:04 UTC  

Well it's not out of the realm of possibilities. We have a fantastic black community, they actually get on fantastically over here.....I say that as a white reccluse

2018-07-09 10:51:12 UTC  

That must make transhumanism The Centurions.

2018-07-09 10:51:27 UTC  

A White Recluse sounds like a species of bird.

2018-07-09 10:51:31 UTC  

grey knights confirmed

2018-07-09 10:51:43 UTC  

I'm tempted to study your kind and their mating habits.

2018-07-09 10:51:47 UTC  

I hear [color] recluse and instinctively pull my feet up.

2018-07-09 10:51:48 UTC  

sounds more like an albino spider

2018-07-09 10:52:01 UTC  

But I've never seen any #blacklivesmatter shit over here, they run businesses, they intigrate brilliantly and are a lot like Irish people anyway 😄

2018-07-09 10:52:01 UTC  

Legionaries:Knights of the magical light is the aftermath

2018-07-09 10:52:07 UTC  

I have fantastic plumage

2018-07-09 10:52:32 UTC  

well, a bird without fantastic plumage is a sad creature indeed.

2018-07-09 10:52:38 UTC  

I weep for the common urban pigeon.

2018-07-09 10:52:40 UTC  

#greenpotatosmatter

2018-07-09 10:52:48 UTC  

^this

2018-07-09 10:52:54 UTC  

Imma need a tshirt with that on it

2018-07-09 10:53:09 UTC  

how about purple potatoes you bigot?

2018-07-09 10:53:17 UTC  

Those are called Roosters

2018-07-09 10:53:20 UTC  

AllPotatoesMatter

2018-07-09 10:53:24 UTC  

sounds like a slur to me

2018-07-09 10:53:33 UTC  

# racist

2018-07-09 10:53:34 UTC  

I thought those were called turnips.

2018-07-09 10:53:34 UTC  

Rooster potatoes are nasty

2018-07-09 10:53:42 UTC  

New potatoes are much better

2018-07-09 10:54:46 UTC  

I think that would make a good parody arguement on Youtube. a GreenPotatoesMatter advocate arguing with an AllPotatoesMatter Advocate, telling them they are racist because what they are really trying to do is diminish the standing of green potatoes.

2018-07-09 10:55:22 UTC  

Marching under the banner of Mr. Tayto

2018-07-09 10:55:39 UTC  

And then the transtaters try to usurp the debate.

2018-07-09 10:55:44 UTC  

At the end, a PurplePotatoesMatter advocate could show up, and they could both agree immediately... that THAT is racist.

2018-07-09 10:56:03 UTC  

Then you get the #MashLivesMatters guys

2018-07-09 10:56:05 UTC  

But they get shot down by someone bringing up that transtater*tot* up in Canadia.

2018-07-09 10:56:38 UTC  

I don't think tots should be transtater until at least age 18

2018-07-09 10:57:04 UTC  

Non-Binary Root Vegtablers

2018-07-09 10:57:04 UTC  

You're not old enough to make a rational tatertransition.

2018-07-09 10:57:11 UTC  

literally the potatoarchy speaking

2018-07-09 10:57:19 UTC  

tatriarchy

2018-07-09 10:57:33 UTC  

Holy shit.....this is actually too good not to do now

2018-07-09 10:57:47 UTC  

Thats right... The Tatriarchy has had it too good... for too long.

2018-07-09 10:57:57 UTC  

Such Mash-andry