A White Recluse sounds like a species of bird.

grey knights confirmed

I'm tempted to study your kind and their mating habits.

I hear [color] recluse and instinctively pull my feet up.

sounds more like an albino spider

But I've never seen any #blacklivesmatter shit over here, they run businesses, they intigrate brilliantly and are a lot like Irish people anyway 😄

Legionaries:Knights of the magical light is the aftermath

I have fantastic plumage

well, a bird without fantastic plumage is a sad creature indeed.

I weep for the common urban pigeon.

#greenpotatosmatter

^this

Imma need a tshirt with that on it

how about purple potatoes you bigot?

Those are called Roosters

AllPotatoesMatter

sounds like a slur to me

# racist

I thought those were called turnips.

Rooster potatoes are nasty

New potatoes are much better

I think that would make a good parody arguement on Youtube. a GreenPotatoesMatter advocate arguing with an AllPotatoesMatter Advocate, telling them they are racist because what they are really trying to do is diminish the standing of green potatoes.

Marching under the banner of Mr. Tayto

And then the transtaters try to usurp the debate.

At the end, a PurplePotatoesMatter advocate could show up, and they could both agree immediately... that THAT is racist.

Then you get the #MashLivesMatters guys

But they get shot down by someone bringing up that transtater*tot* up in Canadia.

I don't think tots should be transtater until at least age 18

Non-Binary Root Vegtablers

You're not old enough to make a rational tatertransition.

literally the potatoarchy speaking

tatriarchy

Holy shit.....this is actually too good not to do now

Thats right... The Tatriarchy has had it too good... for too long.

Such Mash-andry

I feel like we've accomplished something here this morning.

Which is sad, but I'll take what I can get.

Mash-anthroponents aplenty to be sure.

Pen > sword

Premier Potato Gratin

the shitpost > the angry screaming