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2018-06-01 22:27:12 UTC

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2018-06-01 22:27:23 UTC

better? @Baraban

2018-06-01 22:27:31 UTC

Never mind found it myself

2018-06-01 22:27:34 UTC

But thanks

2018-06-02 00:01:19 UTC

**I am outside of the inane endless struggle of humanity.**

2018-06-02 00:18:17 UTC

Lol

2018-06-02 00:23:08 UTC

lol

2018-06-02 00:35:47 UTC

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2018-06-02 00:37:52 UTC

Is that real?

2018-06-02 00:38:03 UTC

๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿคฃ

2018-06-02 00:39:21 UTC

yeah

2018-06-02 00:39:54 UTC

us women lost 8 - 1 to the mens u-17

2018-06-02 00:40:49 UTC

lol

2018-06-02 00:40:53 UTC

Were the men less than 15 in that one ass well?

2018-06-02 00:41:33 UTC

Ok u-17 means under 17

2018-06-02 00:41:39 UTC

Didn't realize that

2018-06-02 00:41:58 UTC

15 is way worse than 17 though

2018-06-02 00:42:52 UTC

The Swedish women lost to an mens amateur u-15 who were down a man the entire match.

2018-06-02 00:43:09 UTC

lol

2018-06-02 00:43:15 UTC

you got a link?

2018-06-02 00:44:47 UTC

This is another one

2018-06-02 00:45:05 UTC

FC Dallas, not even USMNT u-15

2018-06-02 00:45:25 UTC

jesus

2018-06-02 00:46:08 UTC

Look at this guy

2018-06-02 00:46:12 UTC

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2018-06-02 00:46:14 UTC

It's a fucking kid

2018-06-02 00:46:53 UTC

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2018-06-02 00:48:22 UTC

The USWNT is the most successful Womenโ€™s team in history, and they fucking lost to the FC Dallas u-15

2018-06-02 00:51:58 UTC

lol

2018-06-02 00:52:32 UTC

and here women are thinking that all sports should be co-ed

2018-06-02 00:53:23 UTC

I wonder why they paid them less <:thronk:441701565607444482>

2018-06-02 00:54:01 UTC

hmmmm..... <:thronk:441701565607444482>

2018-06-02 00:54:35 UTC

really makes you <:thronk:441701565607444482>

2018-06-02 00:58:11 UTC

Soccer should actually be a sport where the difference between men and women should be relatively small if you think about it, considering how non aggressive it is.... Did they ever do something like that with basketball or football?

2018-06-02 00:58:25 UTC

American football I mean

2018-06-02 01:04:08 UTC

<:GWcorbinTopKek:384871333705678868>

2018-06-02 01:04:22 UTC

well you said soccer and then changed it to football

2018-06-02 01:04:29 UTC

so that kind of killed it

2018-06-02 01:04:59 UTC

@Baraban Speed difference is massive.

2018-06-02 01:05:11 UTC

That is a major factor in all these men v.s. women games.

2018-06-02 01:05:36 UTC

Wouldn't the difference in basketball or football be like a 100 times bigger?

2018-06-02 01:06:21 UTC

<:what:382980756139409409>

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2018-06-02 01:06:29 UTC

yes, but the strength and speed is a difference in all, and defenders need strength while attackers need a lot of speed, and then it's also just raw skill that is affected by both of those two things.

2018-06-02 01:06:50 UTC

@Deleted User When I said football I meant American football

2018-06-02 01:07:03 UTC

i mean, you said soccer first

2018-06-02 01:07:14 UTC

then you changed it to football

2018-06-02 01:07:17 UTC

as in, rugby

2018-06-02 01:07:24 UTC

<:what:382980756139409409>

2018-06-02 01:07:31 UTC

I changed it?

2018-06-02 01:07:33 UTC

wait, i can't read

2018-06-02 01:07:36 UTC

<:GWnanaFeelsDumbMan:392308462165426176>

2018-06-02 01:07:47 UTC

Are we talking about Gridiron, Soccer, or Rugby?

2018-06-02 01:08:49 UTC

or are we talking about leaf football?

2018-06-02 01:08:55 UTC

<:GWcmeisterPeepoE:403295297159299083>

2018-06-02 01:08:56 UTC

Yeah that why I said "relatively small". I'm aware speed and stamina are still play a big roll

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2018-06-02 01:09:24 UTC

When I say football I mean American football

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2018-06-02 01:10:24 UTC

I don't know the difference between that and rugby or gridiron (first time I'm hearing about that one actually)

2018-06-02 01:11:01 UTC

gridiron is just the name outside america used by some for american football

2018-06-02 01:11:21 UTC

Didn't know that

2018-06-02 01:11:28 UTC

We just call it Football

2018-06-02 01:12:47 UTC

Gridiron sounds loads better than football

2018-06-02 01:13:08 UTC

<:GWsetmyxPeepoWeird:405337568155009024>

2018-06-02 01:14:34 UTC

it sounds wayyy more badass

2018-06-02 01:16:22 UTC
2018-06-02 01:16:23 UTC

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2018-06-02 01:16:35 UTC

lol

2018-06-02 01:19:12 UTC

@Deleted User I think you are in wrong channel

2018-06-02 01:19:37 UTC

well i had to post it here cuz i couldn't post it in general

2018-06-02 01:19:39 UTC

<:GWcmeisterPeepoShrug:403295315685539852>

2018-06-02 01:50:38 UTC

televised thot patrols

2018-06-02 02:41:10 UTC

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2018-06-02 02:41:19 UTC

When degenerates talk to me.

2018-06-02 03:37:05 UTC

Both are sins and you're going to hell.

2018-06-02 03:38:26 UTC

^

2018-06-02 03:42:18 UTC

/xivdb

2018-06-02 03:50:33 UTC

@Deleted User holy fuck the televised thot patrol is gold

2018-06-02 04:32:30 UTC

yes my dude

2018-06-02 05:08:33 UTC

Just say no to traps

2018-06-02 05:13:05 UTC

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2018-06-02 05:55:52 UTC

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2018-06-02 05:56:46 UTC

Fekin Aussie shitposters

2018-06-02 08:07:32 UTC

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2018-06-02 08:40:41 UTC

lol

2018-06-02 12:01:15 UTC

**I am outside of the inane endless struggle of humanity.**

2018-06-02 12:08:18 UTC

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2018-06-02 14:50:52 UTC

As a canadian I can confirm

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2018-06-02 14:51:42 UTC

cuck

2018-06-02 14:51:52 UTC

how constructive of you

2018-06-02 14:52:02 UTC

@King Canuck Trevor Noah is in constant competition with Samantha Bee and Amy Schumer for least funny person on earth

2018-06-02 14:52:14 UTC

Yeah true

2018-06-02 14:52:17 UTC

but he's not wrong here

2018-06-02 15:00:35 UTC

all late night show hosts are tied for that award

2018-06-02 15:23:13 UTC

i still love this

2018-06-02 15:32:49 UTC

As Seen in PewDiePie!

2018-06-02 15:41:20 UTC

get bent socialists

2018-06-02 15:43:13 UTC

Yaron is Mr Intensity

2018-06-02 15:44:45 UTC

The only flaw in his line of thinking is... Puerto Rico is shit. No federal government = can't even recover from a storm that comes in every year.

2018-06-02 16:17:25 UTC

kay that was

2018-06-02 16:17:27 UTC

actually kinda funny

2018-06-02 16:25:14 UTC

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2018-06-02 18:05:00 UTC

"I'm out here...

*s u p p o s e d l y*"

2018-06-02 19:03:40 UTC

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2018-06-02 19:20:03 UTC

wew lad

2018-06-02 19:22:08 UTC

you have a license for the spatula mate?

2018-06-02 19:25:05 UTC

^ solution

2018-06-02 19:27:27 UTC

they have actually captured a UK citizen in the process of defending himself from a thug with a wooden spatula they sharpened into a point with the side walk

2018-06-02 19:33:42 UTC

how much you want to bet

2018-06-02 19:34:13 UTC

those knife deposit bins have nothing but dog shit in them

2018-06-02 19:51:37 UTC

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2018-06-02 20:45:17 UTC

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2018-06-02 21:07:35 UTC

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2018-06-02 21:11:23 UTC

@DanielKO remove sonic gay for faggotry

2018-06-02 21:16:33 UTC

joss *no*

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2018-06-02 21:19:36 UTC

Sensitive Joss Whedon trying to get back into their good graces

2018-06-02 21:19:54 UTC

After they chased him off of twitter in the first place

2018-06-02 21:20:40 UTC

Yeah I remember that

2018-06-02 21:20:51 UTC

IIRC they thought he kinda shunted Black Widow into being a Damsel character

2018-06-02 21:20:58 UTC

to be fair he kinda did?

2018-06-02 21:21:31 UTC

in avengers 1 she was competent in the scenes where she was on her own, showed resourcefulness when she tricked Loki into revealing that he wanted to unleash the hulk, and even though she has no place in a battle like new york she did her part

2018-06-02 21:21:38 UTC

Searching about the JBP discord for Joss posts, came across this tweet from last August https://twitter.com/TheWrap/status/899351889942257664

2018-06-02 21:21:54 UTC

in avengers 2 she got a random psuedo-relationship with hulk which nobody seemed to want and gave hawkeye a surprise family

2018-06-02 21:22:07 UTC

and then she got kidnapped by mr.roboto and spent a chunk of the movie incapacitated

2018-06-02 21:22:12 UTC

I didn't mind Hawkeye's family

2018-06-02 21:22:18 UTC

Neither did I

2018-06-02 21:22:23 UTC

but a lot of people saw more chemistry with her and barton

2018-06-02 21:22:25 UTC

He'd been asking to be relevant at something for a while at that point

2018-06-02 21:22:30 UTC

Well the thing is

2018-06-02 21:22:37 UTC

if they just kept his family I'd have been fine

2018-06-02 21:22:48 UTC

but the hulk relationship felt like joss was forcefully writing them not as dating

2018-06-02 21:22:58 UTC

and the hulk relationship went nowhere, and was kinda lame

2018-06-02 21:23:06 UTC

so I sorta get the feminist anger about that

2018-06-02 21:23:16 UTC

oh, he also wrote it so that...if you remember...

2018-06-02 21:23:32 UTC

Black Widow considers her torture-y spy training and infertility as being a Monster equal to literally Hulk

2018-06-02 21:23:39 UTC

They mainly, from what I saw, lost their minds *just* over the fuckin' "monster" line she said, because she couldn't have children

2018-06-02 21:23:47 UTC

Then her ex piled on a few months later with the above article

2018-06-02 21:23:50 UTC

who, even though it's not direcrtly addressed in the MCU, is the manifestation of Hulk's abusive childhood

2018-06-02 21:24:10 UTC

Hulk is literally bruce's inner abused child lashing out at a world that is terrified of him

2018-06-02 21:24:18 UTC

and Natasha compares that to being infertile

2018-06-02 21:24:22 UTC

laaaame...

2018-06-02 21:24:28 UTC

reading that other thign now

2018-06-02 21:25:22 UTC
2018-06-02 21:25:25 UTC

hawkeye-widow would've been good

2018-06-02 21:25:46 UTC

but I have very little interest in the whole thing compared to the actual fandom

2018-06-02 21:26:28 UTC

yeah basically

2018-06-02 21:26:35 UTC

But yeah here's my more detailed gripe

2018-06-02 21:26:44 UTC

her and barton's dynamic in Avengers highly implied they had some sort of thing going

2018-06-02 21:26:55 UTC

she even says the reason she's alive is cause he decided not to kill her, and recruit her instead

2018-06-02 21:27:17 UTC

for Barton's family to be revealed was fine, he's a good example of a "both worlds" character then

2018-06-02 21:27:44 UTC

But to suddenly have nat, the super-cool super-spy badass who breaks hearts and necks for a living, to date the anxious rage-man?

2018-06-02 21:27:45 UTC

Wot?

2018-06-02 21:28:08 UTC

You can have him appear to have feelings for her, but she wants too be professional about it

2018-06-02 21:28:20 UTC

and it comes from that weird "go to sleep" maneuver she can pull on him

2018-06-02 21:28:37 UTC

Joss Whedon's general behaviour, thought pattern, and overall life is oddly similar to pretty much everything he is involved with

2018-06-02 21:28:40 UTC

they figure out taht it works and Bruce starts getting a little infatuated while Nat cannot let that happen yadda yadda

2018-06-02 21:28:53 UTC

Point is, Avengers Assemble was his masterpiece hero film

2018-06-02 21:28:54 UTC

Initially unique and interesting, but ultimately goes nowhere and is ultimately cancelled

2018-06-02 21:28:57 UTC

and AoU was a hot mess by comparison

2018-06-02 21:29:25 UTC

yeeewwwwww

2018-06-02 21:38:19 UTC

@Jek Porkins there he be

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2018-06-02 21:38:40 UTC

had a buddy of mine tell me he had a whole box of these he didn't want so he was giving em away as painting practice

2018-06-02 21:39:32 UTC

Primaris Terminator?

2018-06-02 21:39:41 UTC

Or just the Mark IV helmet?

2018-06-02 21:39:57 UTC

ยฏ\_(ใƒ„)_/ยฏ

2018-06-02 21:40:01 UTC

that sounds about right

2018-06-02 21:40:09 UTC

he just said he had a box of terminators he wasn't interested in using

2018-06-02 21:40:18 UTC

asked me what legion and what gear I wanted

2018-06-02 21:44:00 UTC

Well I'm not seeing references that Primaris Terminators are a thing, so I guess he just glued a spare helmet on

2018-06-02 21:44:06 UTC

guess what's under the armour

2018-06-02 21:44:10 UTC

<:makes_you_think:382980749780844554>

2018-06-02 21:44:16 UTC

I think he did mention that

2018-06-02 21:44:21 UTC

I think it's a bit of a frankenstein marine

2018-06-02 21:44:25 UTC

I don't care though

2018-06-02 21:45:13 UTC

There's no logical reason for primaris terminators to not exist, if you ask me.

2018-06-02 22:10:44 UTC

Centurion armour, on the other hand..

2018-06-02 22:11:37 UTC

okay I got a hald of my guy

2018-06-02 22:11:41 UTC

Tartaros Terminator of the Salamanders chapter.

2018-06-02 22:11:53 UTC

that's what it is @Legiondude @Reaps

2018-06-02 22:11:57 UTC

yeah

2018-06-02 22:12:02 UTC

I thought you already said Salamanders

2018-06-02 22:12:06 UTC

I did

2018-06-02 22:12:09 UTC

Which is why I made the joke about what's under the armour

2018-06-02 22:12:16 UTC

charcoal-black skin

2018-06-02 22:12:24 UTC

and a burning desire to light one's dick on fire

2018-06-02 22:12:26 UTC

It's a "Big Black Man" joke

2018-06-02 22:12:31 UTC

no u

2018-06-02 22:12:32 UTC

So you're diverse by accident

2018-06-02 22:12:37 UTC

ยฏ\_(ใƒ„)_/ยฏ

2018-06-02 22:12:40 UTC

I like the salamanders

2018-06-02 22:12:48 UTC

I didn't really want an ultrasmurf, they're a little overplayed

2018-06-02 22:12:56 UTC

Grey Knights?

2018-06-02 22:13:02 UTC

I think everyone says that

2018-06-02 22:13:06 UTC

however

2018-06-02 22:13:12 UTC

I do want a guilliman figurine for my shelf

2018-06-02 22:13:39 UTC

I remember coming back to 40k and being like "why does this game suddenly seem to have such a gargantuan erection for this one chapter of spez marns"

2018-06-02 22:13:41 UTC

one a dese

2018-06-02 22:13:46 UTC

Then I started reading up on what had been going on

2018-06-02 22:13:58 UTC

I love how *peak roman* he is

2018-06-02 22:14:16 UTC

my favorite primarchs, in no real order, are prolly

2018-06-02 22:14:24 UTC

him, corax, vulcan and magnus

2018-06-02 22:15:27 UTC

I'm pretty certain that if I were to invest the time and $$$ I'd either run with salamanders, orkz (if the codex favours their little green hearts) or Khorne

2018-06-02 22:15:42 UTC

Alternatively, noise marines. Just noise marines. No other infantry.

2018-06-02 22:15:47 UTC

they scream to be heard.

2018-06-02 22:19:22 UTC

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2018-06-02 22:19:36 UTC

Sense8?

2018-06-02 22:19:42 UTC

I knew some of those guys briefly

2018-06-02 22:19:59 UTC

they were looking for sound guys. I wasn't up the alley but they seemed like good people. I hear the game turned out well.

2018-06-02 22:25:35 UTC

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2018-06-02 22:26:21 UTC

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2018-06-02 22:26:23 UTC

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2018-06-02 22:41:41 UTC

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2018-06-03 00:01:07 UTC

**I am outside of the inane endless struggle of humanity.**

2018-06-03 00:28:30 UTC

Nah, thatโ€™s true

2018-06-03 00:29:00 UTC

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