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2018-01-02 06:27:43 UTC

No worries, you can tip your fedora, we won't laugh.

2018-01-02 06:27:57 UTC

I just laughed

2018-01-02 06:28:30 UTC

***tips fursuit*** m'femboi

2018-01-02 06:29:48 UTC

Let me put it this way, I trust a Christian's psychoanalysis of the Bible as much as I trust a Nazi war criminals definition of genocide

2018-01-02 06:29:57 UTC

When you do a "I won't ever accept god exists as a matter of principle", you're not being rational. That was indeed one of Hitchen's most irrational arguments, appealing to his own morality.

2018-01-02 06:30:35 UTC

I mean do you think it's coincidence that everyone who isn't already a Christian pretty unanimously agrees the bible is dogshit?

2018-01-02 06:30:54 UTC

You can argue about not having proof, to Hitchens, not even Jesus coming in front of him and doing a miracle right there would have been proof.

2018-01-02 06:31:07 UTC

Because it wouldn't be

2018-01-02 06:31:08 UTC

Lol

2018-01-02 06:31:19 UTC

I seriously doubt the "everyone" figure.

2018-01-02 06:31:45 UTC

A dead Jew doing black magic would not prove a deity exists

2018-01-02 06:32:08 UTC

The Bible is pretty crap as a philosophical text

2018-01-02 06:32:13 UTC

Exactly, to Hitchens, atheism wasn't a positoin derived from reason, it was derived from principles. Therefore there's no rational path to unbelief, you just have to have faith on your unbelief, and try hard to rationalize it in any way you can.

2018-01-02 06:32:30 UTC

Two words

2018-01-02 06:32:33 UTC

Occam's razor

2018-01-02 06:32:34 UTC

It's not crap, watch JBP's lectures before you say such nonsense.

2018-01-02 06:33:43 UTC

Hitches like myself will never believe in God because there are no valid arguments for the existence of God

2018-01-02 06:33:48 UTC

Not only does JBP consider the Bible an impressive corpus of texts transferring surprisingly insightful wisdom through generations, during the Q&A sessions there are plenty of atheists voicing their surprise, because they thought exactly like you before.

2018-01-02 06:35:02 UTC

Honestly right, give me one reason why your religion is more valid than pastafarianism.

2018-01-02 06:35:26 UTC

Harry Pottter contains the secrets of the universe because of how I intepret it

2018-01-02 06:35:53 UTC

Yes weak minded people of all walks of life can be enticed by smart sounding people talking with big words, that is still not an argument

2018-01-02 06:36:57 UTC

Whatever makes you think you have moral and intellectual superiority, dude.

2018-01-02 06:36:59 UTC

Page 3 of my gay furry smut collection contains esoteric divine knowledge only the enlightened few can parse, prove me wrong :^)

2018-01-02 06:37:07 UTC

Who mentioned morals lol

2018-01-02 06:37:22 UTC

lol

2018-01-02 06:37:40 UTC

The whole argument of Hitchens was that god wasn't good enough for him.

2018-01-02 06:37:56 UTC

Which is from where he derives the idea that therefore god can't exist.

2018-01-02 06:38:50 UTC

Honestly do you think a jbp psychoanalysis of the instruction manual for an electric drill will contain any more factual knowledge than of the Bible?

2018-01-02 06:39:33 UTC

Why do you bring up hitchens and why do you misrepresent his argument so badly?

2018-01-02 06:39:57 UTC

Because his statements about the Bible are factually wrong.

2018-01-02 06:40:11 UTC

It seems to me like youre used to trying to defend your bronze age mythology, do you religionfag often?

2018-01-02 06:40:43 UTC

@DanielKO sounds like a former atheifag who's been enlightened by the prophet JBP

2018-01-02 06:40:51 UTC

may kermit bless his name

2018-01-02 06:40:52 UTC

I just point out when atheist fags try to virtue signal their unbelief as being some sort of intellectual ivory tower.

2018-01-02 06:41:38 UTC

Lmao

2018-01-02 06:42:21 UTC

"I'm an atheist because my intellect and because of this misrepresentation of the Bible."

2018-01-02 06:42:31 UTC

There is no reason-based argument for believing in God. If you cannot demonstrate this statement to be false, nothing you say beyond this will matter

2018-01-02 06:42:38 UTC

At least make an effort to analyse the Bible fairly, otherwise you'll just come out as being dishonest.

2018-01-02 06:43:04 UTC

Notice how I never said you should believe in god.

2018-01-02 06:43:30 UTC

Why does the Bible state that pi = 3

2018-01-02 06:43:52 UTC

1 Kings 7:23

2018-01-02 06:44:14 UTC

It doesn't.

2018-01-02 06:44:56 UTC

Also, that has no theological or moral implications.

2018-01-02 06:45:03 UTC

And he made a molten sea, ten cubits from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, and his height was five cubits: and a line of thirty cubits did compass it round about

2018-01-02 06:45:26 UTC

It's irrefutable factual inaccuracy in the bible

2018-01-02 06:46:06 UTC

Not to mention all of Genesis is obvious bullshit, I seriously hope I don't need to explain why to you

2018-01-02 06:46:20 UTC

And the "he" in there was a fucking artisan.

2018-01-02 06:46:52 UTC

You could probably benefit from having the Genesis explained to you though, JBP just finished Genesis.

2018-01-02 06:47:16 UTC

>Hiram was the Phoenician artisan recorded as having been hired by King Solomon to design and supervise the building of the Jewish temple.

2018-01-02 06:47:33 UTC

Does it contain any *information* though

2018-01-02 06:47:53 UTC

One thing that atheists like to do is collect "problematic" quotes from the Bible, without ever bothering to check the context, or check to see if the argument has been debunked.

2018-01-02 06:48:21 UTC

I've seen people taking Jesus out of context, to attribute a character from a parable to his own words, to say he defends slavery.

2018-01-02 06:48:57 UTC

And then a dozen other atheists just nod their heads and agree. "Seriously guys, nobody double checked that claim?"

2018-01-02 06:49:00 UTC

Do you believe the Bible provides a valid moral compass?

2018-01-02 06:49:23 UTC

I do believe it does provide various moral lessons, yes, like many other fairy tales and mythological tales.

2018-01-02 06:50:12 UTC

โ€œIf a man lies with a male as with a women, both of them shall be put to death for their abominable deed; they have forfeited their lives.โ€

2018-01-02 06:50:43 UTC

Can you see why I don't like it yet? Seeing as it actively calls for genocide of people like me?

2018-01-02 06:51:56 UTC

Good thing you're not an Israelite living under Moses.

2018-01-02 06:52:34 UTC

Convenient dismissal

2018-01-02 06:53:05 UTC

Keep in mind this shit was enforced for centuries

2018-01-02 06:53:14 UTC

That's clearly not one of the good moral lessons. Saying it contains some good lessons isn't the same as it's all good moral lessons. And admitting it has problems, doesn't mean it's 100% problematic.

2018-01-02 06:53:33 UTC

I'm sure mein Kampf has moral lessons in it too

2018-01-02 06:54:06 UTC

Yeah, it was enforced in non-Judeo and non-christian societies too.

2018-01-02 06:54:45 UTC

By other religionfags, yes

2018-01-02 06:54:57 UTC

Other religions being just as shit as yours doesn't excuse you

2018-01-02 06:55:07 UTC

Untill science can explain conscious I'm going to believe there is some higher power and I'm going with christianity.

2018-01-02 06:55:48 UTC

Here's a life hack for you, give me *one* possible argument for the genocide of homosexuals that *isn't* religious

2018-01-02 06:56:05 UTC

The good thing about Christianity is that Jesus canceled pretty much all of the Old Testament.

2018-01-02 06:56:13 UTC

Lmao so you've already forfeitted the argument

2018-01-02 06:56:19 UTC

It's the Jews that have to respond for the things they don't want to abandon.

2018-01-02 06:56:36 UTC

"I don't know, therefore god"

2018-01-02 06:57:13 UTC

Yea isn't it convenient though that Christians only started believing that in the last 200 years?

2018-01-02 06:57:50 UTC

When it became inconvenient they just choose to stop believing parts of their holy book but still pretending it's "all true"?

2018-01-02 06:58:23 UTC

If Christian's don't believe anything in the old testament then why dont they just not include it in the Bible?

2018-01-02 06:58:42 UTC

would you niggers fuck off

2018-01-02 06:58:43 UTC

Context.

2018-01-02 06:58:51 UTC

this is dank memes

2018-01-02 06:58:56 UTC

not <#372513679964635138>

2018-01-02 06:59:01 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/397644939565203459/03a.jpg

2018-01-02 06:59:02 UTC

Mostly because of prophecies predicting that the last prophet would come and change everything.

2018-01-02 07:00:20 UTC

GN ๐Ÿ‘‹

2018-01-02 07:00:51 UTC

Also, context because Jesus was persecuted by the Jews that didn't like that he was claiming the old scriptures were now void.

2018-01-02 07:01:12 UTC

Virgin Rose:

โ€ข Not even a soldier, just a mechanic

โ€ข A slave child but not a person like Anakin

โ€ข Tries to steal Finn from Rey; homewrecker

โ€ข Wimpy human thatโ€™s out of shape

โ€ข Sister was cooler despite only having one scene and immediately dying afterwards

โ€ข Fucks up Holdoโ€™s plan and nearly wipes out the entire Resistance

CHAD CHAD BINX:

โ€ข Gungan Master Race

โ€ข Sick tongue action

โ€ข Accomplished Senator

โ€ข Warhero and savior of the Naboo AND multiple other planets during the Clone Wars

โ€ข Secretly a Sith Lord that controls the Galaxy

โ€ข Always manages to save the day

โ€ข Helped free slaves instead of being one

โ€ข Comic relief

โ€ข Declared as โ€œthe key to all of thisโ€ by George Lucas himself

2018-01-02 07:02:08 UTC

No point arguing with a scaley nigger like daniel

2018-01-02 07:03:20 UTC

For a more precise answer, Paul said the role of the Old Testament is to tell us about the nature of god.

2018-01-02 07:03:36 UTC

I have in my possession a drawn image of Jon Aryan Jafari in a SS uniform performing a roman salute while receiving oral sex from two of the characters of Yooka-Laylee. Can you give me one reason why I should consider the Bible more relevant than this image.

2018-01-02 07:05:56 UTC

Just in case you thought I was kidding

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/397646678238429186/f6395e03f55da3a77b319cec3f2fef38_01_01.jpg

2018-01-02 07:06:30 UTC

JESUS CHRIST

2018-01-02 07:06:37 UTC

I thought you were fucking kidding

2018-01-02 07:07:30 UTC

The green one is male so the nip slip is ok please don't ban me jdm

2018-01-02 07:08:45 UTC

for fucks sakes

2018-01-02 07:08:52 UTC
2018-01-02 07:09:19 UTC

There are an alarmingly high number of results for jon_jafari on e621

2018-01-02 07:09:27 UTC

WHYYYYYYyy

2018-01-02 07:09:48 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/397647651048521730/c0c3ca42289c3a1d1238206f6041c2d6.jpg

2018-01-02 07:09:57 UTC

It's the parrot.

2018-01-02 07:09:59 UTC

wow

2018-01-02 07:10:04 UTC

jesus christ

2018-01-02 07:10:06 UTC

Never have an animal on your videos.

2018-01-02 07:10:12 UTC

why so much jon tron smut

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