Message from @King Canuck

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2018-06-02 21:22:23 UTC  

but a lot of people saw more chemistry with her and barton

2018-06-02 21:22:25 UTC  

He'd been asking to be relevant at something for a while at that point

2018-06-02 21:22:30 UTC  

Well the thing is

2018-06-02 21:22:37 UTC  

if they just kept his family I'd have been fine

2018-06-02 21:22:48 UTC  

but the hulk relationship felt like joss was forcefully writing them not as dating

2018-06-02 21:22:58 UTC  

and the hulk relationship went nowhere, and was kinda lame

2018-06-02 21:23:06 UTC  

so I sorta get the feminist anger about that

2018-06-02 21:23:16 UTC  

oh, he also wrote it so that...if you remember...

2018-06-02 21:23:32 UTC  

Black Widow considers her torture-y spy training and infertility as being a Monster equal to literally Hulk

2018-06-02 21:23:39 UTC  

They mainly, from what I saw, lost their minds *just* over the fuckin' "monster" line she said, because she couldn't have children

2018-06-02 21:23:47 UTC  

Then her ex piled on a few months later with the above article

2018-06-02 21:23:50 UTC  

who, even though it's not direcrtly addressed in the MCU, is the manifestation of Hulk's abusive childhood

2018-06-02 21:24:10 UTC  

Hulk is literally bruce's inner abused child lashing out at a world that is terrified of him

2018-06-02 21:24:18 UTC  

and Natasha compares that to being infertile

2018-06-02 21:24:22 UTC  

laaaame...

2018-06-02 21:24:28 UTC  

reading that other thign now

2018-06-02 21:25:22 UTC  
2018-06-02 21:25:25 UTC  

hawkeye-widow would've been good

2018-06-02 21:25:46 UTC  

but I have very little interest in the whole thing compared to the actual fandom

2018-06-02 21:26:28 UTC  

yeah basically

2018-06-02 21:26:35 UTC  

But yeah here's my more detailed gripe

2018-06-02 21:26:44 UTC  

her and barton's dynamic in Avengers highly implied they had some sort of thing going

2018-06-02 21:26:55 UTC  

she even says the reason she's alive is cause he decided not to kill her, and recruit her instead

2018-06-02 21:27:17 UTC  

for Barton's family to be revealed was fine, he's a good example of a "both worlds" character then

2018-06-02 21:27:44 UTC  

But to suddenly have nat, the super-cool super-spy badass who breaks hearts and necks for a living, to date the anxious rage-man?

2018-06-02 21:27:45 UTC  

Wot?

2018-06-02 21:28:08 UTC  

You can have him appear to have feelings for her, but she wants too be professional about it

2018-06-02 21:28:20 UTC  

and it comes from that weird "go to sleep" maneuver she can pull on him

2018-06-02 21:28:37 UTC  

Joss Whedon's general behaviour, thought pattern, and overall life is oddly similar to pretty much everything he is involved with

2018-06-02 21:28:40 UTC  

they figure out taht it works and Bruce starts getting a little infatuated while Nat cannot let that happen yadda yadda

2018-06-02 21:28:53 UTC  

Point is, Avengers Assemble was his masterpiece hero film

2018-06-02 21:28:54 UTC  

Initially unique and interesting, but ultimately goes nowhere and is ultimately cancelled

2018-06-02 21:28:57 UTC  

and AoU was a hot mess by comparison

2018-06-02 21:29:25 UTC  

yeeewwwwww

2018-06-02 21:38:19 UTC  

@Jek Porkins there he be

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/452586790126092289/Screen_Shot_2018-06-02_at_5.37.58_PM.png

2018-06-02 21:38:40 UTC  

had a buddy of mine tell me he had a whole box of these he didn't want so he was giving em away as painting practice

2018-06-02 21:39:32 UTC  

Primaris Terminator?

2018-06-02 21:39:41 UTC  

Or just the Mark IV helmet?

2018-06-02 21:39:57 UTC  

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