https://youtu.be/BzPD69KpxiI

https://archive-media-1.nyafuu.org/bant/image/1526/16/1526165234993.jpg

My baby boy

Crusty ballsack

the spooky ballsack

sleepy ballsack

NO

HE IS A BEUTIFUL BABY BOY

He is a ballsack

Grandpa's ballsack

My chihuahua likes to sleep in my mother's bed too, i think he just likes being warm.

@Deleted User Threaten me again and I post my pp on the server

I will re-attach grandpas balls back to his penis

awwwwwww.

He looked like he was gonna strangle that cat at first

***you little fucker! You burnt our house down***

That poor fuckin guy, I feel terrible for him.

Men are allowed to cry when shit like this happens, change my mind

Men should just be allowed to cry in general

But dumbasses tell us to bottle our shit up

@noobypropmaker Yup

They all say that men should be more emotional and shit like that. Then when a man is in genuine sorrow or pain they do an instant 180

Anyone know the source for this? I've seen it a number of times, but a recent search just yields a Russian name that I can't seem to connect to the art itself.

@Duke of Txtspeak would be the best person to ask

@Orc Slayer I can't say for certain, but I think that whatever is going on in that picture is happening the Kievan rus

Everything seems to line up

Nordic shields, christianity and a Russian name

Can you give me the Russian name by any chance?

It's either from a legend or a historical figure

Found the picture

My first thought would be Vladimir the great

But he's usually depicted with an ushanka-esque hat rather than a helmet

Google defines it as a byzantine general kneeling before and orthodox priest

Byzantium would also make sense

They employed a fair number of Viking mercenaries lol

Related stuff puts the name dimitry of rostov

Which is a priest

Who was born in the 1600's

So the timeline doesn't fit

Yeah, that would put that a fair few hundred years ahead of this picture

Umless he made it

By the 1600s soldiers didn't wear armour or carry huge banners of the Virgin mary

At least I think thats what that is...

The shape of the cross definately suggests it's orthodox rather than catholic

Also the banners

Catholics don't use that kind of iconografy

Yeah, from what I've seen so far @Orc Slayer I reckon the best candidate for this would be Vladimir the great of the Kievan Rus

^

Probably

Also known as St. Vladimir, he was known for christianising the Kievan Rus

@@Lord of Depression @dank bullet @Duke of Txtspeak Right on, thanks lads.

I mean

He kinda looks like King Arthur

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1x4sQpTZ40

https://youtu.be/ok7UVREw5JI

https://youtu.be/hZKdBZ6HtFE

good bois

https://youtu.be/71PD2f1ogyk

God.damn it links are broken again

Fucking Discord hipsters must have given Lakwanduh weekend duty again

Imagine the stories a tortoise could tell if they could talk

"Back in my day niggers were the ones being watched in enclosures"

>I've seen things you could only dream of

That Galapagos turtle saw the nukes dropped

At bikini atoll

He saw Groucho Marx

And Amy Schumer in the same lifetime 🤢

Though that being said, there's reportedly a greenland shark alive today that pre-dates henry the eighth according to its size

Isn't that turtle the last of his kind?

Or am I thinking of a different one

Nah, the last one died iirc.

"Lonesome George was a male Pinta Island tortoise and the last known individual of the species. In his last years, he was known as the rarest creature in the world. George serves as an important symbol for conservation efforts in the Galápagos Islands and throughout the world."

>Died: June 24, 2012

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Yup.

There was also a tortoise that died a few years ago that was a veteran of the Crimean war

Thing was born in the 1820s

Damn

Animals that live that long are truly a blessing

Wow. Pretty long-lived

@Duke of Txtspeak Did you just say a turtle is a certified vet?

Yup @Dionysus AKA Giegue

Served with the navy in Crimea

Chad

Presuming that's the royal navy @Duke of Txtspeak

Because that would be impressive if the russians got their hands on a tortoise in that era

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Yup, thats right

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/568177562082344978/642975698797199360/9771300.jpg?width=486&height=473

https://i.4cdn.org/pol/1573401631271.jpg

God is truly not on their side

They are accepting of pozpigs, gangbangers, drug dealers and "unocumented immigrants" but don't welcome god's wrath?

That's a little bit intolerant methinks <:bloodmoon:581709329447518209> <:tpose:566823441102143489> <:bloodmoon:581709329447518209> <:tpose:566823441102143489>

When God has enough of our bullshit and starts the Rapture, how many residents of California do you think will have the right to ascend?

Templar