Message from @Orc Slayer

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2019-11-07 08:32:32 UTC  

Yeah, that would put that a fair few hundred years ahead of this picture

2019-11-07 08:32:32 UTC  

Umless he made it

2019-11-07 08:32:57 UTC  

By the 1600s soldiers didn't wear armour or carry huge banners of the Virgin mary

2019-11-07 08:33:12 UTC  

At least I think thats what that is...

2019-11-07 08:33:36 UTC  

The shape of the cross definately suggests it's orthodox rather than catholic

2019-11-07 08:33:46 UTC  

Also the banners

2019-11-07 08:34:00 UTC  

Catholics don't use that kind of iconografy

2019-11-07 08:34:42 UTC  

Yeah, from what I've seen so far @Orc Slayer I reckon the best candidate for this would be Vladimir the great of the Kievan Rus

2019-11-07 08:34:47 UTC  

^

2019-11-07 08:34:50 UTC  

Probably

2019-11-07 08:35:07 UTC  

Also known as St. Vladimir, he was known for christianising the Kievan Rus

2019-11-07 12:00:23 UTC  
2019-11-07 12:20:05 UTC  

I mean

2019-11-07 12:20:12 UTC  

He kinda looks like King Arthur

2019-11-07 19:50:39 UTC  

good bois

2019-11-08 05:04:32 UTC  

God.damn it links are broken again

2019-11-08 05:54:47 UTC  

Fucking Discord hipsters must have given Lakwanduh weekend duty again

2019-11-09 07:50:38 UTC  

Imagine the stories a tortoise could tell if they could talk

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/640109582454095883/642632125891215362/Capture_2019-11-08-23-49-52.png

2019-11-09 07:51:14 UTC  

"Back in my day niggers were the ones being watched in enclosures"

2019-11-09 10:55:49 UTC  

>I've seen things you could only dream of

2019-11-09 10:56:15 UTC  

That Galapagos turtle saw the nukes dropped

2019-11-09 10:56:24 UTC  

At bikini atoll

2019-11-09 13:02:40 UTC  

He saw Groucho Marx

2019-11-09 13:03:04 UTC  

And Amy Schumer in the same lifetime 🤢

2019-11-09 13:04:57 UTC  

Though that being said, there's reportedly a greenland shark alive today that pre-dates henry the eighth according to its size

2019-11-09 13:22:10 UTC  

Isn't that turtle the last of his kind?

2019-11-09 13:22:19 UTC  

Or am I thinking of a different one

2019-11-09 13:23:06 UTC  

Nah, the last one died iirc.

2019-11-09 13:24:30 UTC  

"Lonesome George was a male Pinta Island tortoise and the last known individual of the species. In his last years, he was known as the rarest creature in the world. George serves as an important symbol for conservation efforts in the Galápagos Islands and throughout the world."

2019-11-09 13:24:37 UTC  

>Died: June 24, 2012

2019-11-09 13:24:45 UTC  

<:sadtard:556699705153945620>

2019-11-09 13:26:19 UTC  

Yup.

2019-11-09 13:35:43 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/640109582454095883/642718968435441674/Apuapustaja_24513d_6794996.jpg

2019-11-09 13:45:19 UTC  

There was also a tortoise that died a few years ago that was a veteran of the Crimean war

2019-11-09 13:45:32 UTC  

Thing was born in the 1820s

2019-11-09 13:48:01 UTC  

Damn

2019-11-09 13:48:10 UTC  

Animals that live that long are truly a blessing