Message from @Higura
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good bois
God.damn it links are broken again
Fucking Discord hipsters must have given Lakwanduh weekend duty again
"Back in my day niggers were the ones being watched in enclosures"
>I've seen things you could only dream of
That Galapagos turtle saw the nukes dropped
At bikini atoll
He saw Groucho Marx
And Amy Schumer in the same lifetime 🤢
Though that being said, there's reportedly a greenland shark alive today that pre-dates henry the eighth according to its size
Isn't that turtle the last of his kind?
Or am I thinking of a different one
Nah, the last one died iirc.
"Lonesome George was a male Pinta Island tortoise and the last known individual of the species. In his last years, he was known as the rarest creature in the world. George serves as an important symbol for conservation efforts in the Galápagos Islands and throughout the world."
>Died: June 24, 2012
Yup.
There was also a tortoise that died a few years ago that was a veteran of the Crimean war
Thing was born in the 1820s
Damn
Animals that live that long are truly a blessing
Wow. Pretty long-lived
@Duke of Txtspeak Did you just say a turtle is a certified vet?
Served with the navy in Crimea
Chad
Presuming that's the royal navy @Duke of Txtspeak
Because that would be impressive if the russians got their hands on a tortoise in that era
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Yup, thats right
God is truly not on their side
They are accepting of pozpigs, gangbangers, drug dealers and "unocumented immigrants" but don't welcome god's wrath?
That's a little bit intolerant methinks <:bloodmoon:581709329447518209> <:tpose:566823441102143489> <:bloodmoon:581709329447518209> <:tpose:566823441102143489>