Yup.

There was also a tortoise that died a few years ago that was a veteran of the Crimean war

Thing was born in the 1820s

Damn

Animals that live that long are truly a blessing

Wow. Pretty long-lived

@Duke of Txtspeak Did you just say a turtle is a certified vet?

Yup @Dionysus AKA Giegue

Served with the navy in Crimea

Chad

Presuming that's the royal navy @Duke of Txtspeak

Because that would be impressive if the russians got their hands on a tortoise in that era

<:spoopy_pepe:635393622392700928>

Yup, thats right

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/568177562082344978/642975698797199360/9771300.jpg?width=486&height=473

https://i.4cdn.org/pol/1573401631271.jpg

God is truly not on their side

They are accepting of pozpigs, gangbangers, drug dealers and "unocumented immigrants" but don't welcome god's wrath?

That's a little bit intolerant methinks <:bloodmoon:581709329447518209> <:tpose:566823441102143489> <:bloodmoon:581709329447518209> <:tpose:566823441102143489>

When God has enough of our bullshit and starts the Rapture, how many residents of California do you think will have the right to ascend?

Templar

That's all

God could not find 10 good men in California

So this is what they get

<:feelsbadman:589929333074821140>

Why feels bad?

>Mfw god destroys California
>Keanu Reeves, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Steve Buscemi and Betty white couldn't balance out the evil

They were spared

Like sodom and gomorrah? <:deepfry:557778579828768770>

Exactly <:deepfry:557778579828768770>

YO WHO THE FUCK IS SHIT TALKING CALIFORNIA BECAUSE IT DESERVES IT

@noobypropmaker All of us

Because it deserves it

>arnold shwarzenigger couldn't balance cali out
this nigga banned .50 BMG because "it's gonna shoot down an airliner"

I WANT TO SEE THOSE CALIFORNIGGERS SWIM

https://youtu.be/iVUeqh1fJQc

We really don't deserve dogs man