Message from @FantasticFwoosh
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"Lonesome George was a male Pinta Island tortoise and the last known individual of the species. In his last years, he was known as the rarest creature in the world. George serves as an important symbol for conservation efforts in the Galápagos Islands and throughout the world."
>Died: June 24, 2012
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Yup.
There was also a tortoise that died a few years ago that was a veteran of the Crimean war
Thing was born in the 1820s
Damn
Animals that live that long are truly a blessing
Wow. Pretty long-lived
@Duke of Txtspeak Did you just say a turtle is a certified vet?
Served with the navy in Crimea
Chad
Presuming that's the royal navy @Duke of Txtspeak
Because that would be impressive if the russians got their hands on a tortoise in that era
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Yup, thats right
They are accepting of pozpigs, gangbangers, drug dealers and "unocumented immigrants" but don't welcome god's wrath?
That's a little bit intolerant methinks <:bloodmoon:581709329447518209> <:tpose:566823441102143489> <:bloodmoon:581709329447518209> <:tpose:566823441102143489>
When God has enough of our bullshit and starts the Rapture, how many residents of California do you think will have the right to ascend?
Templar
That's all
God could not find 10 good men in California
So this is what they get
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Why feels bad?
>Mfw god destroys California
>Keanu Reeves, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Steve Buscemi and Betty white couldn't balance out the evil
They were spared
Like sodom and gomorrah? <:deepfry:557778579828768770>
Exactly <:deepfry:557778579828768770>
YO WHO THE FUCK IS SHIT TALKING CALIFORNIA BECAUSE IT DESERVES IT
@noobypropmaker All of us
Because it deserves it
>arnold shwarzenigger couldn't balance cali out
this nigga banned .50 BMG because "it's gonna shoot down an airliner"
